-{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker}-
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GIRL #5: Hey, honey.
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SEAN: S'up baby? looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. You cold, baby? You want to use me as a blanket?
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GIRL #5: I'm just doing my thing.
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SEAN: Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky? 'Cause I'd like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at.
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GIRL #5: Well, how much you got, big man?
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SEAN: Well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there's a condition going on.
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GIRL #5: What's that?
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SEAN: You're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... my... slub-a-dub.
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GIRL #5: Ooh, I can do that.
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SEAN: You can?
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GIRL #5: Mm-hmm.
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SEAN: You mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"?
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GIRL #5: Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks.
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SEAN: oh sna-- well, alright then here's the 50 dollars, -{unzips pants}- and here's my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up.
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GIRL #5: -{Opens his door}- Sir, you are under arrest.
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-{police car pulls up}-
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SEAN: You got to be fucking with mind here.
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GIRL #5: No, I'm not.
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COP: Good job denise. we'll take him from here.
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-{Cop hand cuffs Sean}-
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SEAN: WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide? Fuck that shit.
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GIRL #5: Hey honey,when you get to jail, you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself.
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SEAN: WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?!
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-{cop throws sean in back of police car}-
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COP: Just get in the back, asshole.
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GIRL #5: -{from outside}- You sick fuck.
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SEAN: Damn!! -{crying}- This is a bunch of bullshit!!!
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PEEPER: Piss on me. -{also in the back of the police car}-
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SEAN: WHAT?!
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PEEPER: Please, piss me.
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SEAN: NO!!!
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PEEPER: Just a tinkle.
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SEAN: Fuck that, keep him away from me.
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PEEPER: Urine.
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SEAN: Keep this man away from me.
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Cool Guy 5
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Adam Sandler |