Chorus:
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Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go:
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Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) 6x
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[Greg Nice]
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One-two-three-four, to five-six-seven
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eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven
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Twelve, thirteen, start your age;
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fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, the pubic stage
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Like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum
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better get off the virgin before I cuuuuum!
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Pick up my pants and thump and thump
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I think I'll call up Tootie, she'll give me some
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Watch out, watch out I'm drippin' live scum
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I say damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-a
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'Specially if the hoochie's on birht control-a
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Lift her up just like a pick up truck
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then I sat her down and we started to fuck
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Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, YO-O-O-O-O!
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I hope this time I don't make a cookie
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Brothers everywhere be callin' me a rookie
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Two from the Greg Nice from the o-o-old schoooooool
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but bullshit, I ain't no fool, cuz
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Chorus
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[Big Daddy Kane]
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Well, I say...Extra! Extra!
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Here is a bachelor comin' straight at ya
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I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it
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the Big Daddy law is anti-faggot
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That means no homosexuality;
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what's in my pants'll make you see reality
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And if you wanna see a smooth black Casanova -- BEND OVAH!
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Cuz I don't half-step when it comes to broads
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The K-A-N-E 'll go the whole nine yards
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There's no time for coversation my dear
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[MOAN!] is all I wanna hear
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So let's make a move, as I get smooth
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cuz the purpose I serve is to soothe
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I'm tall, dark and handsome and all that junk
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Even white girls be sayin' "Ooh, Kane's a hunk!"
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Even Puerto Rican girls be callin' me papi
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Some try to copy, but they look sloppy
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So imitators who wanna step to a
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brother like me, lick my manure!
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Chorus
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[Smooth B]
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I'm just goin' and I'm flowin' like a gigolo
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and when I used to be with Scott, I was a Super-Hoe
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But now I'm coolin' with Kane and Greg N-I-C-E
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and if the girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee
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I love bonin', and all my friends they will agree
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that when it comes to pimpin' hoes...it ain't easy
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First name: Smooth. Last name: B
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WHen I'm bonin' a girl, I make her feel heavenly
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I like to make 'em wait, and then make 'em beg
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and when I take off my clothes, the I form a third leg
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They rub it with oils and suck it with ice
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Now I'm sweating....my mind is in paradise...
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Chorus
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[Scoob Lover]
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Tip-tip-toein', Scoob Lover's out hoein'
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Braggin' to the fellas how my flattop was growin'
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buyin' drinks for the ladies, money I was blowin'
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right in front of me...mmm...not even knowin'
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A brown-skinned cutie; big, plump booty
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Nametag earrings readin' off "Tootie"
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Bullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams;
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from my eyesight that was what it seemed
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I said, uh, "Come a little bit closer"
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To Scoob that night, choice guy, she said "Hi
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Hi...hi, I've really been wantin' to meet you
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I just got paid and I'll be very glad to treat you
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How 'bout dinner, a Salisbury steak?"
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I said, "Sorry Honey-Dip, but I already ate"
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So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder
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went for Tootie cuz the girl was much older
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East to the Benz, I slowly walked;
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clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talk
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Sex in my mind, I was sure of it...
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I wanted to tax that ass like the government!
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Chorus
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[Ant Live]
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Well, it's Friday night, ain't a damn thing funny --
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Bitch better have my money
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Pimpin' Ain't Easy
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