It's 1986 I'm in the first grade
|
I'm workin really hard to get Mario laid
|
I gotta save the Princess
|
so he can get the pussy
|
Believe me, Mario would get that ass
|
so fuck Luigi
|
Mario really wants to get her in bed
|
So bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head
|
He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells
|
Jumpin on little mushrooms and turtle shells
|
Droppin down green pipes and secret passage ways
|
Makin his move to the end
|
where the final castle lays
|
Eat a magic mushroom grow a little higher
|
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
|
All these creatures that attack him
|
Cut Mario slack
|
Oh shit hold on I'll be right back
|
I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer
|
It's gotta be hard to get laid if you're a plumber
|
That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man
|
And get him to the end
|
so he can stop using his hand
|
Mario doesn't wanna get hit he'll shrink
|
Princess won't fuck a little kid, I think
|
So stay grown and attend to your own
|
And eventually the Princess will attend to your bone
|
|
Save the Princess quick
|
Because she wants a dick
|
And if you let her free
|
You get the pussy
|
|
Bowser's trying to get head right now from the Princess
|
But if it's up to me that shit'll stop this instance
|
Cloud people throwin little spike animals
|
Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals
|
I heard nobody yet runnin the Princess's oven
|
And Mario always says "Virgins, I love em'"
|
I hate the Koopa Troopas so I'm gonna run up
|
And jump on the back of their shells till I get one-up
|
I'm gonna keep playin and I'm never gonna quit
|
Cause some kid in school told me
|
you could see the Princess tits
|
I wanna beat it before any of my friends do
|
So I can say I put pussy upon Mario's menu
|
At the end of each level I jump and get the flag
|
And say to myself "Another castle in the bag"
|
I hope Bowser's ready cause he's in for a ride
|
And Mario's serious when it comes to homicide
|
The Princess is a freak even though she has class
|
Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass
|
I hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly
|
And I hate platforms that fall out from below me
|
It's all worth while just to see Mario smile
|
Standin next to the Princess' butt naked profile
|
That's why it's my crusade to get Mario laid
|
Super Mario Brothers best game ever made
|
|
-----------------
|
World 69
|
Benefit |