"Borrow my car, and then you give it a test."
|
"What? The Mario test?
|
"Mario? Mario's a fuckin psycho."
|
|
Its 1986, I'm in the first grade,
|
I'm workin' really hard to get Mario laid,
|
I gotta save the Princess so he can get the pussy,
|
Believe me-Mario will get that ass so fuck luigi,
|
Mario really wants to get her in bed,
|
So bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head,
|
He just wants sex - so forget the wedding bells,
|
Jumping on little mushroom men and turtle shells.
|
Dropping down green pipes and secret passage ways,
|
Making his move to the end, where the final castle lays.
|
Eat a magic mushroom, grow a little higher,
|
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire.
|
All this creatures that attack won't cut Mario slack.
|
Oh shit, hold on, I'll be right back.
|
|
I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer,
|
It's gotta be hard to get laid if you're a plumber.
|
That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man,
|
And get him to the end so he can stop using his hand.
|
Mario doesn't wanna get hit, he'll shrink,
|
The Princess wont fuck a little kid, I think.
|
So stay grown and attend to your own,
|
And eventually the princess will attend to your bone.
|
|
(Chorus 2x)
|
Save the princess quick,
|
Because she wants a dick.
|
And if you let her free,
|
You get the pussy
|
|
Bowser's trying to get head right now from the princess,
|
But if it's up to me that shit'll stop this instance.
|
Cloud people throwing little spiked animals,
|
Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals.
|
I heard no body's yet run in the princess' oven,
|
And Mario always says, "Virgins, I love em"
|
I hate the Koopa Troopas so I'm gonna run up,
|
And jump on the back of their shells til' I get one up.
|
I'm gonna keep playing and I'm never gonna quit,
|
Because some kid at school told me you can see the princess' tits.
|
I'm wanna beat it before any of my friends do,
|
So I can say I put pussy up on Mario's menu.
|
At the end of each level, I jump up and get the flag,
|
And say to myself, another castle's in the bag.
|
I hope Bowser's ready 'cause he's in for a ride,
|
And Mario's serious when it comes to homicide.
|
The Princess is a freak even though she has class,
|
Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass.
|
I hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly,
|
And I hate platforms that fall out from below me.
|
It's all worth while just to see Mario smile,
|
Standing next to the Princess, buck naked profile.
|
So that's why it's my crusade to get Mario laid,
|
Super Mario Brothers, best game ever made.
|
|
(Chorus 2x)
|
Save the princess quick,
|
Because she wants a dick.
|
And if you let her free,
|
You get the pussy.
|
|
-----------------
|
Warp To World 6-9
|
Benefit |