Adam you like having a drink or two
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Sometimes twenty if you¡¯re feeling blue
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Sometimes one in the morning so you can get out of bed
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Ya like Jim, ya like jack, ya like makers mark
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Ya like drinking in the daytime, drinking in the dark
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You like drinking with a crowd, or drinking alone
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Drinking in the shower, or drinking on the phone
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I¡¯m trying to quit, but I just quit trying
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Tried to hide it but I'm bad at lying
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So I¡¯m still drinking if you¡¯re still buying
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I¡¯m trying to quit, but I just quit trying
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Roy you like women but you¡¯re a married man
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Sneaking around every chance you can
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The feminine nations gonna be the ruination of you
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You like brunettes, redheads, and bottled blonds
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Pulling them jeans off, and mowing them lawns
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But you¡¯re staring down the barrel
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It¡¯s the same old¡¯ song, cause your wife and your girlfriend can¡¯t seem to get along
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I¡¯m trying to quit, but I just quit trying
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Having several women is death defying
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But if there¡¯s eggs to break, I can¡¯t help but fry em
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I¡¯m trying to quit, but I just quit trying
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Now Roy you like smoking my cheap homegrown, that Mexican lettuce sure gets you stoned
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You cotton-mouth so dry, you¡¯ll drink the water from my bong
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You like sensimilla red and Acapulco gold, Maui waui, and resin from the bowl
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But we ain¡¯t wrote a song in so long I don¡¯t know, and now Johnny law¡¯s waiting for us after the show
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I¡¯m trying to quit but I just quit trying
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So roll me a joint and I¡¯ll start flying
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Made us laugh so hard that we both started crying
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I¡¯m trying to quit, but I just quit trying
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I'm Trying To Quit, But I Just Quit Trying
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Banjo & Sullivan |