We started in the morning, carried well into the night.
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Throwing dirty dishes with all our might
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It¡¯s a sad commentary on a marriage that has failed.
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I¡¯m at home getting hammered, while she¡¯s out getting nailed
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Police pulled into my trailer park
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Domestic violence will cost you after dark
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Late night with her boss, says they¡¯re trying to make a sale
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I¡¯m at home getting hammered, while she¡¯s out getting nailed
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I'm at home drinking whiskey in my easy chair
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Watching jerry Lawler pulling Andy Kauffman¡¯s hair
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Had a suspicion, so I opened up her mail
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I¡¯m at home getting hammered, while she¡¯s out getting nailed
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She used to bring me beer and love all over me
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Right before I went on disability
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My wiggler aint so straight, I got whiskey dick
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She don¡¯t perk it up, cause her ankles got so thick
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The moral of this story is sad but true,
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I love to drink, and she loves to screw
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Hobo¡¯s got a better life, out riding on the rails
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I¡¯m at home getting hammered while she¡¯s out getting nailed
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I'm At Home Getting Hammered (While She's Out Getting Nailed)
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