Yo, you know this is.. FON-KAY
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I'd like to say rest in peace, to Aaliyah (sweet thing)
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And 'Left Eye' Lopez
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But, you know, shout out to my man Bruce Lee
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Jackie Chan, check it out, Jet Li
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[Verse One]
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I'ma bring it to you like this
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Drop a three pointer from the corner like swish
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Walk around with a name belt and a funky new rap
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Shell tops new and Space Invaders cap
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Old school like, bread and gravy
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Me and Monty roll together like Fred and Grady
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Ain't, nothin you can say to stop this mad man
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Play Defender, Centipede and Ms. Pac-Man
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Just like Martin Luther I had a dream
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In a house with no heat, just kerosene
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Call Biz Mark, so you get the better connection
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The type to wear Timbs to a weddin reception
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I'm so smart, I even got a GED
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Plus a vide-oh-oh, BET, and MTV
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I'm the best thing out now go ask your moms
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Spendin money on cars just to pass the time
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[Chorus]
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Four chicken wings with shrimp fried rice, that's good
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{*scratch: "Egg foo yung"*}
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Beef and broccoli with a little white rice, that's good
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{*scratch: "Fried one time"*}
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Chicken chow mein with a little white rice, that's good
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{*sample: "Mix it mix it up nice"*}
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I need a couple of egg rolls in my neighborhood, that's good
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[Verse Two]
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I'm the Uptown rhymer, large like Big Momma
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Keep three girls on the couch like "Oh Drama"
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End every line with period, no comma
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Hidin out 'til I'm found like Osama
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Walk on water, filled with pirahnas
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Want the tie within coats with no liner
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If I ever lose my girl, I go find her
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If not, I got Shirl' and Tawanna
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Right back on ya, yep the old timer
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Any contract you got, I no sign-a
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Don't smoke or use drugs, of no kind-a
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Everything that I wear, is de-signer
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Just like Dolce, hang with Gabbana
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Biz Mark play his part, the show timer
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Make any party hot like your sauna
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Still keep the crowd controlled with no drama
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[Chorus] - change last line to "I need SOME egg rolls.." etc.
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[Verse Three]
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It's the Mmah, Zah-aYYAH, Rrah, Zah-KaYYAH
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When Guiliani leave I will be the Mayor
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In the year two-thou', I'm gonna house
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I'm still tryin to look up a girl's blouse
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Got a Hummer for the summer, Benz for my girlfriend
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When it comes to ice, I got a lot of dia-monds
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I'm hangin at the Rucker, watchin skip-to-my-loo
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Girls askin me to do the {*puh, ah one-two*}
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Weather is good, about eighty degrees
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My X-Ray vision seein thongs and G's
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Thankin the Lord for the beautiful day
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I seen people sippin on Tanqueray
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Everything's the same, in the new millen'
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Seattle is where, they got a Hip-Hop Museum
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So listen to the way I rock the spot
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Right about now I'ma make you hot
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[Chorus] - change last line again
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[Biz Markie]
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Rrrrrah! The Emmezah..
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Hey, Bruce Lee! Jackie Chan! My man Jet Li!
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Five Deadly Venoms, the Master Killer
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Huang Yu, Angela Mayo, okay
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{*Biz imitating the oriental beat*}
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I'm the Bizz Markeeee and I can rock
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To {???}
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I can't forget my man by the name of {?} he rock
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He rock, I'm the Biz and I STOP
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Chinese Food
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Biz Markie |