[Chorus: Lil' Kal + possibly others]
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It's my country, you can say what you, wanna say about me
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But at the end of the day I'll be countin my mo-ney
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It's like a dream - yeah, it's like a dream - yeah
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cause at the end of the day I'll be countin my mo-ney
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[Verse One: Biz Markie]
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It's the Emzah-A, R-Rzah-Kayah
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Like the internet, I am here to stay-ah
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Been a long time, I know it's been years
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"Oops! I Did it Again" like Britney Spears
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Like +The Matrix+, I - Keanu Reeves
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Ring around the collar and doo doo on the sleeves
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I'm explosive, like, dynamite
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I should be on "Entertainment Tonight"
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Or "Access Hollywood" or "Soul Train"
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I'm so on fire, I fart propane
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Don't use Rogaine, got a head full of hair
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Cause the brother on the mic is so debonnaire
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I'm so cool, the Fonz say "EYY!"
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Cause I'm the best MC from around my way
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Never listen to what haters say
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I just stay focused like Kobe in L.A.
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[Chorus]
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[Verse Two: Biz Markie]
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I'ma do it, like I never have done it
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Never got drunk and never got blunted
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The {?} in my ear, they cost about a hundred
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If the record's a hit, you know the Biz spun it
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Super educated master rap techniquer
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Ill funk freaker every day of the week-ah
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Whether it's Kim, Agnes, Monique or Tamika
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My unique physique make 'em all weaker and weaker
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Cause I'm hung, like +Mighty Joe Young+
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They all get sprung, from the joy that I brung
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I drive a Hummer, I'm hot like Donna Summers
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I'm one of the first human (rum-a-pum pummers)
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No matter what they say, I always sound flyer
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Than anyone you heard, or even de-sired
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Yes it's me, I'm the Original B-I-Z
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M-A-R-K-I with the E
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[Chorus]
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[Verse Three: Biz Markie]
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The beat don't stop 'til everybody's gone
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I'm old school like a bag of Bonton
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Like the Mary Jane Girls I go "All Night Long"
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Hit you in the head like El Kabong
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My style is masculine, far from feminine
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I got soul like James Brown and Rakim and them
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I don't know what you came to do
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I came to rock the house for you
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From sunny California to Kalamazoo!
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Been rockin parties since ninety-two
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I know you heard that +Reality Bites+
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But I'm +Liver+ than the show called +Saturday Night+
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I stay on, looks like, city lights
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Chicks cling on me like ballerina tights
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Like Minnie Mouse and Courageous Cat
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You can't beat that with a baseball bat!
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[Chorus]
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Like A Dream
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Biz Markie |