(featuring Jazzy Jeff)
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[Biz Markie]
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Huh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh
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Y'all know, uh-huh, uh, uh-huh
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Y'all know, uh, uh uh-huh
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Check it out {"C'mon!" - Chuck D}
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[Verse One - every last word or syllable is echoed]
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Don't go to Getty, go to Exxon
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Like "Bonita Applebum," ya gotta put me on
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Got good luck like Lucky Charms leprechaun
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Can't believe Freaky Tah and Big L is gone
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You think I'm a mailman, well my delivery
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Ain't no other brother like the B-I with the Z
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Emezah-A-Rrrah, say K-I with the E
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I got mo' rhymes than Muhammad Ali
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Not number one but here to have fun
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Guaranteed to proceed and get the job done
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Y'all, know, my competition is none
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Funky funky fresh from the day I begun
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You rock with me, you're guaranteed to have a ball
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Got a big belly, over six feet tall
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My favorite team is the Vikings when I watch football
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Here's another one to get you off the wall
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[Chorus - unknown female while Jeff scratches]
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He's Biz Markie, as you can see
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He came to tear tear tear shit up {"C'mon!"}
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He's Biz Markie, as you can see
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He came to tear tear tear shit up {"C'mon!"}
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He's Biz Markie, as you can see
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He came to tear tear tear shit up {"C'mon!"}
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He's Biz Markie, as you can see
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He came to tear tear tear shit up, up, up {"C'mon!"}
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[Verse Two - with the same echo]
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Soon to be elected in the Hall of Fame
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I rock the microphone, emceeing's my game
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I flip so many styles, my name should be Flipper
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On Three's Company, I wish I was Jack Tripper
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Back in the days, I used to eat {?}litina{?}
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Back in the days, my sister had a Thumbelina
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Back in the days, I liked a girl named Angelina
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Back in the days, I wanted to get in between her
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My jingle bella, always Roc-A-Fella
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Even my acapella will be a best seller
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She couldn't believe what I had achieved
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Funky like ring around the collar, doo doo on the sleeves
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Enquiring minds always want to know
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How did I get my ill freestyle flow?
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I just tell 'em straight up without no B
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Ask me no questions yo, here's my ID
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[Chorus]
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[Verse Three - same echo once again]
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I'm not Captain Kirk, or Mr. Spock
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When I put the party people in a state of shock
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I'm like Mark Twain, or Shakespeare
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Cause when I'm on the stage, people throw they hands in the air
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Wavin 'em wild, like in a frenzy
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Dog in the house like I'm Spuds McKenzie
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I'm just doin it, just rockin the house
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Sucker MC's is spiders or mouse
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Comin off the top of my head
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I'm not dumb so don't be misled
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When I was young, I never pissed in the bed
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Always listened to what my moms and pops said
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Love reggae so much, you could call me a dred
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Got a big belly so you know I'm well fed
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And I'm a lover-lover like my name is Ed
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And I'm +2 Awesome+ like K and Teddy Ted
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[Chorus] - 2X
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Tear Shit Up
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Biz Markie |