Yo Doc, drop the beat in!
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This is a incident that always occur
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with the opposite sex, other word is her
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No matter what nationality color or creed
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or wherever you at, there's always a bad seed
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They're always talkin about wantin to be alone
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You're spendin too much time witcha friends, all night long
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I'm sayin yo what the heck, I am single
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It's no reason why I shouldn't try to mingle
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So I met this girl by the name of Maxine
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Her breath didn't stink she used Listerine
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She looked crazy a-ight, and the whole nine
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But this situation was one of a kind
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Because I wanted her.. all to my own
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so I called her on, my Mickey Mouse telephone
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I said, "Hello pretty momma it's the guy you just me
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Uhh what are you doin tonight?" She said, "Nuttin," I said, "Bet"
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So when I went to pick her up, I was in shock
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cause she brought her friend along for a ROAD BLOCK
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[Biz sings]
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AMERICAN WOMAN! Why you do it to MEEEEEE?
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AMERICAN WOMAN! Why you do it to MEEEEEE?
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Is it because I'm the BIZMARKIE?
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No I think it's because I have the R-A-P
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I think you think I'm UGLY makin CASH MONEY
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Yo I think all the girls is funny..
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AMERICAN WOMAN! Why you do it to MEEEEEE?
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AMERICAN WOMAN! Why you do it to MEEEEEE?
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(Yo Biz you know you don't usually be with things like that
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Why you let her get away with that?)
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I thought she was buggin just to see what I'd say
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I said nuttin, let her friend come anyway
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Okay now listen what she wanted me to for her friend
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(What she want Biz?) Expected me to pay her way in?
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It's not like kid from stingy cheap or my name's Ebenezer
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but I'm here to please Maxine, not to please her
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So I still let it go by, and got her in the movie
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Thank the Lord I bumped into my cousin named Cool V
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I said please Vaughn, take her friend off my hands
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So I can be alone, and get my man
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He said alright I'll introduce, she act like she was wit it
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But when we try to split, she looked and said forget it
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I don't know whassup Vaughn, she must be buggin
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I thought you was in the way she was kissin and huggin
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Soon as I said - wanna make music like Sebastian Bach?
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I'm not leavin my friend with a guy but it's another road block
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[Biz sings]
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AMERICAN WOMAN! Stay away from MEEEEEE!
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AMERICAN WOMAN! Why you do it to MEEEEEE?
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Is it because I'm the BIZMARKIE?
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No I think it's because I can R-A-P, no
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I think you think I'm UGLY makin CASH MONEY
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All of this is funny..
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AMERICAN WOMAN! Stay away from MEEEEEE!
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AMERICAN WOMAN! Stay away from MEEEEEE!
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So I was highly upset, and you would be too
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if an icicle's in your way, stickin to you like glue
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I mean it's the end of the night, time to move on
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I'm tryin to kick ballistics so she'd come to my home
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I went to, yo bust it, call her when you get to your crib
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She said, no and started cryin like a baby with a bib
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Now why you wanna bat me up and ruin my night?
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I coulda said no but I was bein polite
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She tried to pull the I'm stayin over her house bit
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Not tonight baby you gon' be stayin at a Parkway Exit
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So they went into the bathroom to get in a huddle
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If you keep playin you're both gonna take the shuttle
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They both came out the bathroom with a glance
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like the bathroom they were goin to dance
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They both approached me with the look of a rock
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I look and tell my senses ahh it's another road block..
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Road Block
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Biz Markie |