slap it on a laptop
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send me off an email
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get me on the landline
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you could always text me, fax me
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you could always page me
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hurry up download
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put me out my misery
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is it 'cause I'm stupid?
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is it 'cause I'm lazy?
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is it 'cause I'm halfwit
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and big words tend to faze me
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you could always text me, fax me
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you could always page me
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give me the S.P.
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put me out my misery
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chuck it in a bottle
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carve it in stone
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morse code, smoke signal or semaphore
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you could send
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the toen cryer round to shout it in my ear
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you could strap it
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to a pigeon and send it home
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no win no fee
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same day delivery
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so send it along
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