The functional member of society
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Fixes dysfunctions
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Fixed my car
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Fixed my art
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Fixed the price
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Fixed my vice
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Made me a functional member of society
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Make me function, so functional
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The functional member of sobriety
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Fixed me a drink
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A shot of methadone
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So I won't think
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A low tar cigarette
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To cut down the threat
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Of making me
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A functional member of sobriety
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Mr. Function, what's your gumption
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Spreading the word of conditioned corruption
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Mr. Function, a revolution is beginning to form
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At the D.C. junction
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The functional member of hilarity
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Is on the TV
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Now I can sit at home
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And be told how to be
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How to wear my coat
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How to righteously vote
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Ain't gonna be a functional member
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Of hilarity
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Nobody gonna pull me down
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Nobody gonna push me around
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Nobody gonna push me
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Mr. Function
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