Uh, Roy?
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Yes Deutch?
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It's about my hats.
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What about them? I mean, they bring something out in me. I...
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I don't want that something, I want my hats back.
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Why just... we're supposed to be friends... people who like each other want to see each other's lives enriched in some way...
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You were seen last night in a restaurant havingdinnerwith one of my hats.
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It's a small thing.
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You know...
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when I say you're a pork chop you best believe you're a pork chop.
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P-O-R-K
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C-H-O-P.
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When a fella comes a callin' and you're waiting there til morning...
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He's a pork chop.
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Pork chop.
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When he's whistlin his romances, and he's making other glances...
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He's a pork chop.
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Pork chop.
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He's a running and a dancing while he paints the town a special blue.
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Teaching roller skating to the missing farm, that's the way he do.
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So I care about things.
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He can play mysterioso and everybody knows so.
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He's a pork chop.
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Pork chop.
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Gonna leave me at the altar reading comic books by Faulkner.
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He's a pork chop.
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Pork chop.
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He's dragging his ass round, promises he said he'd do
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and I knew
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he'd be ringin me this evening so suprised to hear me screaming "you're a pork chop!
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Pork chop!"
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I take issue.
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You should try Faulkner.
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I should WHAT!?
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Try Faulkner.
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...soundsdirty.
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Look. The thing is this: I am a doer.
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Huh!
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There are doers and there are don'ters.
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Yes, yes...
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I may not be there for you, but I am doing things.
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Yes... uh huh...
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That's a responsible person, a caring person, not what you say, a jambone de pork, whatever..
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Wha... wait a second. Just wait a second...
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*muffled argument*
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I try to tell my feelings, and he's looking at the ceiling.
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He's a pork chop.
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Pork chop.
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On and on about abuses, and he's sitting being useless.
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He's a pork chop.
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(That's for sure!)
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He's dragging his ass round, promises he said he'd do
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and I knew
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he'd be ringin me this evening so suprised to hear me screaming "you're a pork chop!
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Pork chop!"
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I am suprised! I don't know why...
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*more obscured arguing to end*
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Pork Chop
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Blondie |