As I get home at 6AM gone out to work all day
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With me boots on me feet and me cap on me head
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In bed I would I could stay
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Cause I'm too old to spend my time shifting sods and clay
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And the wife won't give me what I want cause I'm so old and grey
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For a wack of the widdle a widdle a wack
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A widdle a wack all day
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For a wack of the widdle a widdle a wack
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I'll widdle my life way
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As I get home from saving the hay my arms and legs do say
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Sit down you drunk put your arse on the stump and get stuck in the tea
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With the wife on me back and the kids all brats screaming in my ear
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Go on you old git you're full of shit you won't last out the year
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Well I'd seen it all my cup was full and I walked out the door
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And I sold my house and I sold my land and I never saw them no more
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Now I lie all day in the Spanish sun with a girl on either side
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If I'd have stayed I'd never get laid it's there I would have died
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Wack For A Widdle
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Blood Or Whiskey |