A pirate walks into a bar
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The bartender asks
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What's with the steering wheel in your pants?
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And the pirate says
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ARRR! its driving me nuts!
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Now I've been ridin 'criss the seven seas
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Lookin' for a girl from another fantasy
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I keep a big ship
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They call me Captain Kid
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I got the eye-patch
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Tri-hat
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Rollin' like a pirate
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Shiver my timbers
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Fuck you til your limber
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Freaky deaky
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Till you get leaky
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Like run DMC
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It's tricky
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So animated might as well call me Mickey
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Pedal to the medal
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Red eyes like a devil
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Raise the white flag
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Can't reach my level
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Like ARR! ARR!
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Flow wick like SARS
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XXX till I hit your mark
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AHOY! AHOY!
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I put the happy to the joy
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Fuck with me
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And I'll play you like a gameboy
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Ninja
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Skin ya
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Throw you in a blender
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Chop chop chop!
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I'm a motherfuckin pirate!
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Yo ho ho
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And a bottle rum we go
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It's my duty to please that booty
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Yo ho ho
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And a bottle rum we go
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It's my duty to please that booty
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Yo ho ho
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And a bottle rum we go
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It's my duty to please that booty
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It's a pirate's life for me
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It's a pirate's life for me
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Yoooo hoooo!
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Sorry bitch
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I wasn't callin your name
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We be burnin' so hot
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You can't even capture the flame
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Street rat, hood rat?
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Freak with tats, spoiled brat?
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No, wait. guess again
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I'm a motherfuckin pirate!
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I'm over you like I just got dunked
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Battle ship you just got sunk
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Boy you think you can handle this?
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Is your port hole big enough for my ship?
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Its not the motion of the ocean
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And size of the thing
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Cause we ain't getting no where
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With these fuckin water wings
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I used to be ballin
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Now I'm just straight dunkin
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Gold stars for my rhymes
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I got all the boys suckin
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Jealous bitches be hatin
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Cause its not them we fuckin
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That game you claim you play
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Is the game that I'm runnin
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Yo ho ho
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And a bottle rum we go
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It's my duty to please that booty
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Yo ho ho
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And a bottle rum we go
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It's my duty to please that booty
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Yo ho ho
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And a bottle rum we go
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It's my duty to please that booty
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It's a pirate's life for me
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It's a pirate's life for me
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Yo ho ho
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Its a pirates life for me
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Yo ho ho
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Its a pirates life for me
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FIRE!!!!
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Yo ho ho
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And a bottle rum we go
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It's my duty to please that booty
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Yo ho ho
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And a bottle rum we go
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It's my duty to please that booty
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Yo ho ho
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And a bottle rum we go
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It's my duty to please that booty
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It's a pirate's life for me
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It's a pirate's life for me
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Yo ho ho
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It's a pirates life for me
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Yo ho ho
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It's a pirates life for me
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Ima pirate niggah!
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Yo Ho! (A Pirates Life For Me)
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Blood On The Dance Floor |