[Screechy Woman: Are those nunchucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?]
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Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl
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When I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real World
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I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok
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I'd never been to Asia Minor but I was gonna Bangkok
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Like Kristy Yamaguchi I had to break the ice
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Should I talk about Mothra M*A*S*H or shrimp-fried rice?
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I was sharp as a Chinese star but it's a line that I threw
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Just thirty seconds over Tokyo and this Johnny would Woo
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I took a shot like Jeanette Lee put on my moves like Bruce Lee
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I told her every Soon Yi needs a little Woody
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She said "For all the tea in China me vagina no free,
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But me ruv will ringer ronger than de Ming Dynasty"
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I said I needed her to do and her to do my laundry
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I knew she needed a way to legally stay within the country
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She was made in Taiwan I said I'm okay with that
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Just promise me you'll never try to eat my cat
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[Chorus]
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Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
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Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too
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Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
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Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too
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In Japan the hand is used as a knife
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In Japan a man's wife's hand job then can cost him his life
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But now this Captain Kirk has his own Sulu
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I'll shampoo her Foo Man Chu with Lo Hung Wang Goo
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Cause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new Kawasaki
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Oh my chinky she's so kinky got me hot like Nagasaki
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Burnin' up like Napalm burstin' like an A-bomb
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I think I got that jungle fever but I caught it in 'Nam
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She's like an oriental rug cause I lay her where I please
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Then I blindfold her with dental floss and get down on her knees
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I'm a diving Kamikaze eating out Chinese
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First I'll have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushi
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She'll be screaming like Godzilla and kickin' like Jackie Chan
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I'll get her redder than China wetter than the Sea of Japan
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Like the Chinese New Year she's gonna see fireworks
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Now be a good chinky and press Jimmy's shirts
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[Chorus]
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Sing chinky sing
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[Squawking noises]
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One more time
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[More squawking noises]
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[Chorus]
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[Repeated through fade-out]
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Chinky chinky bang bang, chinky bang
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Chinky chinky bang biddily biddily biddily bang
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Yellow Fever
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| Bloodhound Gang |
