Why is everbody always pickin' on me?
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The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
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He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
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The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
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I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
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What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
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He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
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To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
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I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'
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But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
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Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
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But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
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Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
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But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
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Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
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But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
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Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
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Why's everbody always pickin' on me?
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Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
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I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
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So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too
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So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
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Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans
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And my mirror never lies but it always verifies
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I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
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You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand
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Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man
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And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
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But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
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About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
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And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
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I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
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It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged
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But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
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Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
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But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
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Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
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But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
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Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
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But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
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You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky
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Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
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And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD
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Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts
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As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut
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Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be
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And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me
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See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
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Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
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Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
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But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
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Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
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But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
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Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
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But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
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Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
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But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
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Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
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But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
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Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
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But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
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Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
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But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
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Cause no one likes you monkey boy
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Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?
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