Jackass
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I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight
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Obi-Wan meets Dolemite
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Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour
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These aren't the whores you're looking for
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Jackass
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If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed
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Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his Jeep
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Kicks the kangaroos for laughin' at his haircut
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Used a bowl for that too but
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If you knew me like
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I know myself
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You'd hate me like
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I hate myself
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'Cause I'm a
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Jackass
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Got no rabbit in this hat
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'Cause I'm pullin' it out my ass
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Ain't Sigfried or Roy but I could be
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Makin' magic with the pussy
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Jackass
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Like that dude in Tiananmen Square
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With a six pack and a folding chair
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Got bombed at the parade and ended up
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Playin' Chicken with the tanks but
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If you knew me like
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I know myself
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You'd hate me like
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I hate myself
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'Cause I'm a
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Jackass
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They could out the lesbian Spice Girl
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They could try to run game on the O.D.B.
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They could kick every douche bag off the "Real World"
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But they won't get rid of me
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If I knew you like
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You know yourself
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I'd hate you like
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You hate yourself
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Hate yourself
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Hate yourself
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Hate yourself
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Hate yourself
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Hate yourself
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Hate yourself
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'Cause you're a
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Jackass
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Jackass
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| Bloodhound Gang |
