(Tim Johnson/Rory Lee/Paul Overstreet)
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We don't like to go out shoppin',
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We don't care what's on sale.
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We just want to sit with a bag full of chips,
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Watchin' the NFL.
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When you come over at half-time,
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An' say: "Does this dress fit too tight?"
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We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie,
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An say:"Uh, uh: Looks just right."
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Well, that's the truth about men.
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Yeah, that's the truth about us.
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We like to hunt and golf on our days off,
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Scratch, an' spit, an cuss.
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It don't matter what line we hand you,
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When we come draggin' in.
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We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
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An' it's probably gonna happen again.
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We hate watchin' "Steel Magnolias".
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We like "Rambo" an' "Die Hard 4".
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Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools,
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At the Home Depot store.
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We don't really wanna take you to dinner,
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At some fancy restaurant.
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The only reason we do is 'cause we know it leads to,
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The one thing that we all want.
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Well, that's the truth about men.
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Yeah, that's the truth about guys.
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We'd rather play guitars and work on cars,
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Than work on the problems in our lives.
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An' though we might say it to you,
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Every now and then,
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We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
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An' it's probably gonna happen again.
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Well, if you want to know what we're all thinkin',
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It's nothing too complex.
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It's just somethin' cold for drinkin',
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And a whole lot of s-e......
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Yes, that's the truth about men.
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Yeah, that's the truth about us.
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We like to hunt and golf an' drive around, lost,
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Scratch, an' spit, an' a whole lot of other disgustin' stuff.
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It don't matter what line we hand you,
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When we come a-crawlin' in.
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We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
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An' it's probably gonna happen again.
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We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
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An' it's probably gonna happen;
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Sure, it's gonna happen;
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You know it's gonna happen again.
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An' that's the truth about men.
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You know it, son.
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The Truth About Men
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Blake Shelton |