Mr. Bourbon and Coke laughs
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At all of my jokes when he's drinking
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Mr. Martini stares and he
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Never shares what he's thinking.
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Miss Sexy Red Wine tells me at closing time
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That she'll phone me
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Mr. Whiskey Shot Glass watches hookers
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Walk past when he's lonely.
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[Chorus:]
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I'm a bartender
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I pour the drinkers
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Laugh with the sinners
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And cry with the saints
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And even if they don't remember
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I try to make their bar tender.
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Mr. Never Does Tip says
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That none of his kids ever call home
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Mrs. Chews On Her Lip tells someone
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She's at work on her cell phone.
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Mrs. Husband Just Died always
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Breaks down and cries on the weekends
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Just another long night in a
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Bartender's life with some good friends.
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[Chorus:]
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I'm a bartender
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I pour the drinkers
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Laugh with the sinners
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And cry with the saints
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And even if they don't remember
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I try to make their bar tender.
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And even if they don't remember
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I try to make their bar tender...
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The Bartender
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Blake Shelton |