Five hours of football one afternoon
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Three nights of poker dragging in past two
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Four years of trying to make it last
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Even a fool could do the math
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No woman is gonna hang around
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For some man who can't figure it out
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Do the numbers, it all adds up to
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No woman, no woman for you
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One of seven boxes, one Uhall truck
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Three brawny men a'loading it up
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One thousand "I'm sorry's" ten minutes too late
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One fed up girl on the interstate
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No woman is gonna hang around
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For some man who can't figure it out
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Do the numbers, it all adds up to
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No woman, no woman for you
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[Instrumental Interlude]
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Congratulations Einstein
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Look at what you've done
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You've solved the equation
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For two minus one
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No woman is gonna hang around
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For some man who can't figure it out
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Do the numbers, it all adds up to
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No woman, no woman for you
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No woman, no woman for you
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No Woman
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Blaine Larsen |