"Whole house freeze!"
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It was a Thursday I stepped to the club, there she was
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Draped in a burgundy dress, silhouetted superbly
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Curved indeed, she started staring in my direction
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Luring and urging seductively, body language instructing me
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I offered her a drink instead she took a cup of tea
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And then I lied about my luxury lifestyle
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I said "So who you be? You looking kind of tight, gal
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I would love to see you in a nightgown"
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She said "They call me the Dragon Queen and I come from Tibet
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I'm calm in the face of pressure and you'll never see me sweat
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I've come to your country in search of a lost Scroll
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That contains directions to a hidden village comprised of gold"
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I looked at her confused and said "But why have you told me this?"
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She said the description that I fit
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Was that of the Chosen One who'd go beyond
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Then slipped a concoction in my drink
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Immediately set my consciousness adrift?
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Now I'm in that zone dwelling, I woke in a warehouse tied to a chair
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With an abundance of flair surrounding me in a circular angle
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Glared up at the Dragon Queen's lair, wasn't imagining a thing
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Her steps on the stairs had a magic Gleam, glowed brightly
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To prepare me for my journey a Sword was hovering towards me
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Plus garlic from the Keepers of the Gate who bore all the secrets and take
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Care of trespassers, but at last it's prophesied that I would gain
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Access to a cultural dynasty buried and seize and capture the Scroll
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Massive helicopters patrolled the rooftops, strapped in
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Began travelling into the darkness, knew not of what awaited
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Thought of a way to get out of it, just then the bottom gave way
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I began falling and gave it ten seconds, pulled the cord on my parachute
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Landed surrounded by a herd of wild barracudas, lions
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The sounds of the wild kingdom piercing like a siren
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Was I entering near the mere mortal life span's end?
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Defiantly I stood boldly as they began closing in
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And time seemed to be moving rapidly just then?
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"Whole house freeze!"
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Just then I pulled the Sword and somehow
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It affected all the creatures as they stepped back and bowed
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And the same Glow that I seen in the Sword I seen in the eyes of the Lion
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Who began leading me in a specific direction as if trying to tell me something
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Just over the horizon, the same creatures who had been described
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Appeared in statue form but their eyes scoped
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And as I approached the gate they began to break open and cried
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"AFTER YEARS WE HAVE FINALLY BEEN AWAKENED!"
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The assault was on, I got knocked to the ground by one
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Shocked in an unorthodox form boxing
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Throwing an abnormal proportion of body blows, karate chops
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And drop kicks, plunged struggling deeper into the swamp
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Then I grabbed my Sword, the garlic put it around my neck
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Saw that it was draining all of their energy and then with a swing
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Off with their heads!
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The gates slowly and mysteriously opened
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So curiously I moseyed in with intensity focusing on my objective
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Spider webs the size of king-size beds
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Fell into a secret passage not knowing to where it lead
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Just then the same Light beamed brightly and in the distance
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At that instance, lo and behold, the hidden Scroll!
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And just as I thought my mission was over
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I could feel the Dragon Queen breathing heavily over my shoulder
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As she began to transform and metamorphosise
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She took on an assortment of legs, arms, heads and eyes
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And sprouted two horns and began to breathe fire
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So once again I grabbed my trusty Sword but to my astonishment
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She burned it to a crisp turned and grasped the Scroll
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And exited much faster than secreted gas, I'm gasping
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Clasp full of flames cast in my direction
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I saw my whole life flash and the possibility of death
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And a casket passed into the ground, pound for pound, astounding
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How could I survive and last another round inside this madness?
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"Whole house freeze!"
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Hanger, Cliff
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