This mornin' I jumped on my horse and went out for a ride
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Some wild outlaws chased me and they shot me in the side
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So I crawled into a wild cat's cave to find a place to hide
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But some pirates found me a sleepin' there and soon they had me tied
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Till a lady zombie cut me loose and begged to be my bride
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So I said I'd come back Wednesday but I must admit I lied
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Cause I run away into the swamp but I forgot my guide
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And I stepped into some quicksand and no matter how I tried
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I couldn't get out until I met a crocodile named Clyde
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Who took me to some cannibals who planned to have me fried
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They built a fire under me and I swear I almost cried
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Till an eagle come and swooped me up and through the air we flied
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But he dropped me in a boilin' lake a thousand miles wide
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And you know what happened then I died
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True Story
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| Bobby Bare |
