I wanna be a lawyer
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Doctor or professor
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A member of the UMC
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I want an air conditioner
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Cottage on the river
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And all the money I can see
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I wanna drive a Lincoln
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Spend my evenings drinking
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The very best burgandy
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I want a yacht for sailing
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Private eye for tailing
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My wife if She's a bit too free
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I've been told ever since a boy
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that's what one aught to be
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A part of the UMC
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I want a pool to swim in
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Fancy suits to dress in
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Some stock in GM and GE
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An office in the city
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Secretary pretty
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Who'll take dictation on my knee
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I want a paid vacation
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Don't want to have to ration
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A thing with anyone but me
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And if there's war or famine
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Promise I'll examine
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The details if they're on TV
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I'll pretend to be liberal but I'll still support the GOP,
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As part of the UMC
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I wanna be a lawyer
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Doctor or professor
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A member of the UMC
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U.M.C. (Upper Middle Class)
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| Bob Seger |
