Hey Mr. Cardiac
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Where's my heart attack?
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I placed my order six hours ago.
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Come on, listen man
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You got to understand
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I got places to meet
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And people to make
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And money to blow
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Heyy Mr. Solitaire
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I ain't no Frigidaire
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Don't play the martyr
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Like the rest of those clowns
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Get off your easy chair
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Call Tony Millionaire
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Cause we're going to town
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And you're setting 'em up
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And I'm knocking them down
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Hey Mr. Cardiac
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Please can you spare me ten dollars?
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Hey, what do you say Mr. Cardiac
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I'll pay you on Friday
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But can't you help me with a dime?
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Don't tell Chameleon Man
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He never understands
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Sits on his fortune
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And stares at the wall
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Let's hot-wire a Cadillac
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Take it to hell and back
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Let's get away from it all
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You've got her in your hand
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She's got him by the balls
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Hey Mr. Cardiac
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Please can you spare me ten dollars?
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Hey, what do you say Mr. Cardiac
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I'll pay you on Friday
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But can't you help me with a dime?
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Little Miss Succubous
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Caught a downtown bus
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Chasing the dragon a quarter to five
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Spare me the tickertape
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Time to negotiate
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Give me the long and the short
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Are you on the inside?
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Is she dead or alive?
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Hey Mr. Cardiac
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Please can you spare me ten dollars?
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Hey, what do you say Mr. Cardiac
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I'll pay you on Friday
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But can't you help me with a dime?
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Mr. Cardiac
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Firewater |