Johnny wiped out
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He can't walk
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He's got a prosthetic hip
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(yeah yeah)
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And Jenny don't care
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She can't talk
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She got Prozac 'scrip'
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(oh no)
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And daddy's alright
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Just retired
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He's got an artificial heart
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(yeah yeah)
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But mommy don't mind
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She gets her loving
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At the Jiffy Mart
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(oh no)
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And they look so sad
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In their regulation check-out clothes
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It makes me so glad
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That I'm not one of those
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No, I'm not one of those
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Will Jimmy's going down
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But it's okay
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He's got elevator shoes
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(yeah yeah)
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And sissy got a jones
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Riding her bones
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She got the methadone blues
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(oh no)
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But I'm on hold
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And I don't mind
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I've got the muzak groove
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(yeah yeah)
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Cause it's gone cold
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But I won't fight
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Cause I'm born to lose
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(oh no)
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And they look so sad
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In their regulation check-out clothes
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It makes me so glad
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That I'm not one of those
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No, I'm not one of those
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One of Those
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Firewater |