Slick Nick stole a reindeer from the Zoo
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Fell down my chimney with a keg of brew
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Put my dog out in the cold
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Ripped off the candy from my socks
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Smokin' cloves and drinkin' Scotch
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Slick Nick you devil you
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(Devil you, devil you)
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Slick Nick you devil you
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(Devil you, devil you)
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Dressed in red and overweight boot
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Stole the TV and the stereo
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And the toys
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The toys were broken too
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You devil you
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Slick Nick you devil you
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I saw Slick Nick fall over the X-mas tree
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He was a Whole different man from
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What mom and dad told me
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Spillin' Jack Daniels all over the drapes
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Spray-painting a bad finger over the fireplace
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Tatoos on his arms and knees
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I never thought Santa Claus Would be such a sleaze ! But...
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Slick Nick you devil you...
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Cussin' and coppin' and playin' punk-rock
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And every once in a while you'd just scratch your jock
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Hey ! Slick Nick, where are my toys ?
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You went drinking with the boys
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You put Mad Dog in my sock
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I wanted candy (x3)
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Oh, Oh ! I thought you were my buddy and chum
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But you're just a downtown bum
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Instead of putting presents in front of my eyes
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You just told me a bunch of lies...
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Slick Nick you devil you...
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Santa Claus... Huh !
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SLICK NICK, YOU DEVIL YOU
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