Making young girls pine
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I don't have the time
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Babies get in line
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I've got a protractor
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Got a stapler now
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It goes "ka-ching"
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Gotta have the math club crown me king
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Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
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On my calculator
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If you're up
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And if you want
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A piece of me
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Wave goodbye
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And blow a kiss
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'Cause you can¡¯t handle this
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Chorus-
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No, No, No
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You can¡¯t handle this
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No, No, No
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You can¡¯t handle this
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Through my glasses glare
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You'll see savoir faire
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Beneath my icy stare
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I've got a retainer
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Maybe I'm the physics main event
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Maybe I'm the chem club president
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Maybe even Texas Instruments
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Thinks that I'm coplanar
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If you're up
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And if you want
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A piece of me
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Wave goodbye
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And blow a kiss
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'Cause you can't handle this
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Chorus
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Bridge-
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And Leonard Nimoy
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Can't stand up to this
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And Captain James T. Kirk
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Bows beneath my fists
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And I am awesome
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Awesome
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I am the awesomest
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Chorus
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You Can't Handle This
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Five Iron Frenzy |