A real life superhero.
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He's got the Holy Ghost.
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He's either praising Jesus,
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or he's making toast.
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Ain't got no superpowers,
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ain't got no giant brain,
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but he would try and help you,
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if he heard you call his name.
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There's some kids there in some trouble,
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need a Pepsi on the double.
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Then he shouts, not so quiet,
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"Would you like regular or diet?"
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Found a campsite for some kids,
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by the stage is what he did.
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People ask why he's so nice,
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he wants to be like Jesus Christ.
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Whenever you're in trouble,
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whenever you're in need,
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Combat Chuck will help you,
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he nearly runs with speed.
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he's on the ball to save the masses,
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got some thick old horn-rimmed glasses.
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His head is bald, he shaved it shiny.
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Kicks the devil in his hiney.
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People ask why he's so nice,
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he wants to be like Jesus Christ.
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Combat Chuck
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Five Iron Frenzy |