Loretta broke my heart in a letter
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Told me she was leaving and her life would be better
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Joan broke it off over the phone
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After the tone she left me alone
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Jen said she'd never ever see me again
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When I saw her again, she said it again
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Jan met another man
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Liza got amnesia, just forgot who I am
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Felicity said there was no electricity
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Emily, no chemistry
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Fran, ran, Bruce turned out to be a man
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Flo had to go, I couldn't go with the flow
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Carol Brown just took the bus out of town
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But I'm hoping that you'll stick around
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He doesn't cook or clean
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He's not good boyfriend material
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Ooh, we can eat cereal
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You'll lose interest fast,, his relationships never last
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Shut up girlfriends from the past
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He says he'll do one thing and then he goes and does another thing
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Ooh
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Who organized all my ex-girlfriends into a choir
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And got them to sing?
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Ooh ooh ooh, shut up
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Shut up girlfriends from the past
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Mimi will no longer see me
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Brittany, Brittany hit me
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Paula, Persephone, Stella, and Stephanie
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There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me
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Carol Brown just took the bus out of town
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Love is a delicate thing, you can't just throw it away on the breeze
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He said the same thing to me
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How can we ever know if I'm the right person in this world
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That means he looks at other girls
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Love is a mystery, it does not follow rules
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This guy is a fool
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He'll always be a boy, hes a man who never grew up
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I thought I told you to shut up
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Mona, you told me you were in a coma
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Tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany
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Mm
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Would you like a little cereal?
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Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends?
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Was it you Carol Brown?
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Was it you Carol Brown?
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Carol Brown just took the bus out of town
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But I'm hoping that you'll stick around
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Stick around
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Stick around
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Stick around
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Stick around
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Carol Brown
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Flight Of The Conchords |