[Jemaine and Bret:]
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Frodo, don't wear the ring.
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I know it's very tempting.
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Yes, you will appear to disappear,
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But the dark riders they'll know you're there.
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Yes, Lord Sauron has many spies¡¦
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[Eugene:]
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Many spies, have many eyes¡¦
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[Jemaine and Bret:]
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One ring to bind them, to find them,
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One ring to rule them all,
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One ring to bind them, one to find them,
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One ring to rule them ALLLLLLL!!!
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Yea, Little Frodo!
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You've got to rule them, Frodo, rule them with the ring
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Come on ruuuule them with your ring!
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[Eugene:]
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Lord Sauron has many spies, beasts and birds.
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[Mel:]
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If you want him, come and claim him!
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[Bret:]
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Do they, Gandalf?
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[Murray:]
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I am not a conjurer of cheap tricks!
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[Jemaine:]
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I can't carry the ring
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But I can carry you, Mr. Frodo.
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[Dave:]
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You have my sword,
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[Bret:]
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And my bow,
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[Dave:]
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And my axe!
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[Mel:]
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Noro nim mish fir mar nim nor!
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[Jermaine:]
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Mordor¡¦
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[Dave:]
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We'll never make it.
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There's thousands of them and only nine of us...
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[Bret:]
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Ohhhh¡¦
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[Dave:]
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We made it¡¦
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[Bret:]
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Hurray, we made it.
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[Jemaine and Bret:]
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Yo Frodo, what you doin' wearing the ring?
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All powerful jewelry, is that your new thing?
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I know it's hard when you're little more than 3 foot 4
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Your little ass so close to the floor.
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Trying to lead the fellows to the gates of Mordor
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The Fellowship!
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(Yea the fellowship)
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I don't rap about bitches and hos,
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I rap about witches and trolls,
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just passing on the words of the Elven king,
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Wisdom to all
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Frodo! Don't wear the ring!
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[Jemaine and Bret:]
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Frodo don't wear the ring,
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The magical bling bling,
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You'll never be the Lord of the Rings¡¦
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Frodo
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