Some people say that rappers don¡¯t have feelings
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We have feelings (We have feelings)
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Some people say that we are not rappers (We¡¯re rappers)
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That hurts our feelings (Hurts our feelings when you say we¡¯re not rappers)
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Some people say that rappers are invincible
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We¡¯re vincible (We¡¯re vincible)
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What you are about to hear are true stories
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(Real experiences)
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Autobiographical raps
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Things that happened to us, all true
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Bring the rhyme
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I make a meal for my friends,
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Try to make it delicious,
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Try to keep it nutritious,
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Create wonderful dishes
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Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
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Nobody compliments the meal
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I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
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I feel like a prize asshole
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No one even mentions my casserole
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I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
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You coulda said something nice about my profiteroles
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Here¡¯s a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
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I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,
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But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
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And the assistant suggested I try a ladies¡¯ size
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I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
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I¡¯m not gonna wear a ladies¡¯ wetsuit I¡¯m a man
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I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
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Get me a small man¡¯s wetsuit, please
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It¡¯s my birthday, 2003
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Waitin¡¯ for a call from my family
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They forgot about me
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I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
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The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum
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I call my friends and say, ¡°Let¡¯s go into town,¡±
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But they¡¯re all too busy to go into town
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So I go by myself, I go into town
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Then I see all my friends, they¡¯re all in town
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I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
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They¡¯re all lined up to watch that movie ¡°Maid in Manhattan¡±
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Have you even been told that your ass is too big?
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Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
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Have you ever been told you¡¯re mediocre in bed?
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Have you ever been told you¡¯ve got a weird-shaped head?
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Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
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Once again, they forgot about J
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Were you ever called ¡°homo¡± ¡®cuz at school you took drama?
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Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?
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Tears of a rapper
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(Don¡¯t want to make a rapper cry then watch what you say)
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I¡¯m crying tears of a rapper
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(Pouring like the bullets of my AK)
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Goldplated tears of a rapper
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(These are the tears of a rapper now)
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These are diamond tears of a rapper
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(These are the bulletproof 24 carat gold tears ? of a rapper)
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Hurt Feelings
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Flight Of The Conchords |