Petrov, Yelyena, and me. Lost, but happy, at sea
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Petrov and Yelyena said to me "Shouldn't we have something to eat?"
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Well, I say "There are plenty of fish in the sea"
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But all they can see... is me.
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They say, "Any last requests?" Biding my time, I say "Yes.
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I want to party, just we three. Lost, but happy at sea."
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So we drank all night from the keg
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I passed out, then awoke with one leg
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I said, "Petrov, have you seen my leg?"
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He said "No" and he went back to bed....
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But he looked suspiciously well fed.
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Three days later they were hungry again
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They said, "Any last requests, my friend, again?"
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I said, "Do you know any Rolling Stones?
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You know, like you're at a rock concert going 'More, more!'"
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[Spoken] "Ahh, it was a hilarious hilarious moment in a very bleak bleak time of my life."
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So we danced all night to the Rolling Stones,
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when I awoke they were chewing on bones.
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Yelyena was supping blood from a cup,
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that's when I knew something was up.
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[Spoken] "Hey Petrov?"
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"What?"
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"What is that you're eating?"
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"Nothing"
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"It looks likea meat."
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"Ohhhhh, this? It's umm, one of those, umm.....fish."
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"How come it looks so much like my arm?"
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"It's an.... arm fish."
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"What about the fingers?"
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"Fish fingers."
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"Well, you see, the thing is, my arm seems to haveabeen hacked off at the elbow last night. I was just wondering if you might have seen it."
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"Oh, yeah, look at that, no arm over there. Oh... don't you hate it when that happens? I don't know, um... you were very drunk last night. Perhaps you lost it?.. In a fair game of chance."
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"Oh, you're probably right."
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"Yeah, you know how it is when we're drunk."
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"Yeah"
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"'You say 'I'll bet my arm'"
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"Oh."
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"Just relax. Enjoy the sea, and have some more... fish."
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Four months now lost at sea,
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my friends have almost finished me.
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Now they are using recipes....
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[Spoken] Tonight, we are having some 'me goering'
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"But wait, this 'You Goering' is absolutely delicious. You should come over here right away and try some, you really would be proud of yourself."
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"How can I?! You have eaten all of my leg!"
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"OoOooooOooooh... someone obviously isn't getting any."
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Late that night, while they were asleep,
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I swallowed some arsenic to poison my meat
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I was very ill, but revenge is so sweet...
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Unlike the last meal my comrades would eat.
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[Spoken] "Yes, eat it all up. Not so sweet all of a sudden, hmm?"
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When I awoke, they were already dead
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All that was left of me was my head...
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No, not dead, just a head.
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Lost, but happy, at sea.
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Lost, but lonely, at sea.
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Lost, but so lonely...
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At sea
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Petrov, Yelyena, And Me
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Flight Of The Conchords |