Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
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Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)
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George Duke (keyboards)
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Ruth Underwood (percussion)
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Tom Fowler (bass)
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Chester Thompson (drums)
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White juice on his beard
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Well the booger man
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White juice on his beard
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Get down
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White juice on his beard
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The booger man
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White juice on his beard
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In my room
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White juice on his beard
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Look at the booger
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White juice on his beard
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Then he was gone
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White juice on his beard
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Wait three hours
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White juice on his beard
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Didnt sing no song
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White juice on his beard
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I said: What youre doing
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None of your bizz
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Said what youre doing
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He said: None of your bizz
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His pants were sticking through his leg
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Talk about the Booger man
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His pants were sticking through his leg
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Right over there
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His pants were sticking through his leg
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Oh the Booger man
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His pants were sticking through his leg
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Had a bear
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His pants were sticking through his leg
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The Booger man
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Wonder why
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They ate after six
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Wonder why
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I said: What youre doing
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Wonder why
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With you ole tricks
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Wonder why
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Oh Lord the Booger man
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His pants were sticking through his leg
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In my room
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His pants were sticking through his leg
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Damn little booger
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White stuff on his beard
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Till my noon
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White stuff on his beard
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What youre doing
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White cream on his beard
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In my bed
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White cream on his beard
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With that booger
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His pants were sticking through his leg
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Instead
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His pants were sticking through his leg
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Somebody find
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Smell my beard is what he said
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Somebody find, find, find
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Smell my beard is what he said
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Somebody find, find, find
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Sho was good
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Somebody made me do this
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The Booger man get on down
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The Booger man had a crown
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On his head now
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Cleaned his shoes
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In his bed now, playin the blues, oh yeah. Ah, lord.
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George:
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Personally I aint got nothing against no boogers y'know every now and then you know . . .
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FZ:
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Yes, just listen to George all you boogers in the audience. This is Georges plea.
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George:
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But see, what you have to remember that uh, in the final analysis, a booger to one is not a booger to all, he he . . . Aint that right, aint that right?
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FZ:
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Thats right!
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George:
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Aint that right
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George:
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Please, get down Ruth . . .
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Napoleon: As Chester would say:
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A booger is in the eye of the beholder
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George:
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Sure is . . .
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The Booger Man
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| Frank Zappa |
