Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
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Mark Volman (vocals)
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Howard Kaylan (vocals)
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Jim Pons (bass, vocals)
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Don Preston (keyboards, electronics)
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Ian Underwood (keyboards, alto saxophone)
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Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
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I mean, really, really, I mean, you guys,
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What can I say, you guys are my favorite band
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You gotta tell me somethin',
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Are you here in Hollywood long?
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I mean, I just...
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No, I'm ah, we're recording here in town
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You're recording here?
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Yeah, at the Record Plant
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The Record Plant?
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Yeah
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Oh, Bobby Sherman records here
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I just love Bobby Sherman and David Cassidy
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Do you know David Cassidy?
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No, I...
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Have you ever run into any members of the Tree Dog Night?
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Joe Shermy once I...
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Oh! They are my favorite band!
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They're so professional, I mean...
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So creative...
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How 'bout David Crosby? I mean...
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He's so in, you know, I...
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No, I never...
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He's...he just knows...
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I mean, he almost cut his hair but he didn't
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No, listen, ah, do you know how...
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Do you know how to get to the Chateau Mormon from here?
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Not exactly...is it by the, by the airport?
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No no, we don't, we have a bus on this particular thing
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Oh!
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Yeah
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Tell me one thing: do you like my new car?
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Oh yeah! It's a...Pavilion, isn't it?
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Oh, not just a Pavilion, it's a Pauley Pavilion
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Oh!
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Yeah, it's real futuristic,
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I like the little naked man turn signals
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So ah, we gotta get up, you know,
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And ah, go to the studio in the morning
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And then we groove court for about two weeks
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And then we ah, we leave again
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Oh, really?
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Where do you play when you go from here?
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Ah, let me see...Needles...
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Oh oh! You guys are so professional
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No, it's nothing...
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I mean the way you get to travel to all those exotic towns
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You get to playin' and playin' in all these great sounding
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halls
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Tell me somethin': do you really have a hitsingle in the
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charts now?
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Right now, I mean, with a bullet?
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That's really important
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Listen baby, would I lie to you
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Just to run my fingers through your pukes?
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Don't talk to me that way!
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I am not a groupie!
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I never said that...
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I'm not a groupie
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Neither are my friends here
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Jim and Ian and Aynsley and Don and Frank
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None of us are groupies
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Pleased to meet all you girls
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Hiya Howie...
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Tell 'em, tell 'em, we don't...we aren't groupies
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Howard
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Yeah
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We only like musicians for friends
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That's right
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You, you know, you understand?
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We still wanna hear your record
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You know, we still like to come in your bus
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Listen now, on the other side of the record,
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Didn't you say that you got off bein' juked
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With a baby octopus and spewed upon with cream corn?
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And that your hair-lipped queen-o-bassplayin' girlfriend
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With the cross ties and the tits on her shirt
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Had to have it with a hot Seven-Up bottle or you went up the
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wall?
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Oh! Howie...
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What's the deal, mama?
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Howie, all that's true, Howie
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And sometimes I even dig it with a Jack-In-The-Box ring job
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But Howie, we are NOT, we are NOT groupies, Howie
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I told Robert Plant that
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I told Elton John
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I told Steve Stills
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Yeah
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And he didn't even wanna ball me
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I can see that...
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Listen, the thing is baby, I want some action, you know
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I'm only here for a couple of weeks,
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Recording at the Record Plant
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With that naked statue in the bathroom and stuff...
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I'm horny as fuck!
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Listen to me...
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I want a steaming, succulent, juicy, drippy, ever-widening
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Kind of a smelly, slimy, many folded,
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Sort of in-and-out contracting sphincter
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Kind of a hole with a, with a, with a...
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Let's see, there's gotta be a way I can put this discreetly
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Let's say we hop in the isle over those guys
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And the blewin' FUCK BABY!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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I'm in this band man...
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I told you that many times
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No matter what goes on
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Listen! It just so happens tonight
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I mean, this is unbelievable
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Are you a Virgo
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No...
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I mean, it just so happens tonight
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Me and my girlfriends, well,
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We came here lookin' for a guy from a group
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Ah!
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But just not ANY guy from ANY group
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Yeah...
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We're lookin' for a guy from a group with a DIK
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Well, I can show you!
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But he's gotta have a dik which is a monster!
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(Wow!)
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That's me!
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You peeked!
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