Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
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Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)
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George Duke (keyboards, vocals)
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Ruth Underwood (percussion)
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Tom Fowler (bass)
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Chester Thompson (drums)
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Hallo! Hello!
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Hello!
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Is this room service?
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Hello?
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Hallo?
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Is this room service at the Hotel Leningrad?
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Oh, Oh, Oh, Jawohl!
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What would you like...?
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Yeas, this is room service
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Look here, buddy
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Yeas, what would you like?
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Oh, I'm so hungry!
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You know, when you're a tourist and everything
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And you travel around, you know
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Going to all the neat little shops
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Ten Marks, costs you ten Marks
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I'm so hungry!
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This call is going to cost you ten Marks
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You got to understand that in the fo..., in the front
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Look here
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Everything costs ten Marks
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Ivan, listen
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Ivan, that's me
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Jawohl
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Look
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You're going to sleep
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You're going to sleep
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I am so hungry
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Can you bring me something to eat right away?
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Bouillia... Bouilliabai?
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No bouilliabai
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Bouilliabai?
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No boogie-a-bay
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How's about boogie-the-bay?
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No boogie-woogie-the-bay
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How's about a fishie with the eye fallin' out?
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Fish with...? Hey, that sounds delicious!
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Send me some fish with the eyes falling out
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How about a little sand over it?
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That'll make it...
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Sand on the fish, yes, a sand-fish
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That be ten Marks
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Do you have a sand-fish here?
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Sand-fishie?
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The eye's ten Marks
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The fishie is forty
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Hey!
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Hey, listen!
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Jawohl!
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The people in your country certainly are charming
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You know where I can get some pussy?
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Ah...
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Never mind, look
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This is very, this is very respectable hotel, you understand
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Just send me up...
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You tell to bring pussy in here?
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We spray you with lace!
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Oh, well...
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Right in the face!
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Oh, well...
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You don't bring no pussy in this hotel!
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Ahhah, okay...
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Who do you think we are anyway?
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Well, I guess you told me...
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Are you a Christian?
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Am I... Yeah, I'm a Christian, sure!
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Isn't everyone?
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Ah, okay, you can bring...
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Well you can bring some pussy in here if you're a Christian
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That's a difference...
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Sure, if I'm a Christian that means I get some pussy, right?
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That's right, that's cool, if you're a Christian
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Okay
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You also get bouilliabai with it
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Yeah, hey, great!
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Look...
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And the fish with the eye fallin' out
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I want you to send me some pussy
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One pussy
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Some fish with the eyes falling out
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One fish with the eye falling out
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Some bouilliabai
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Some bouilliabai
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And a bible
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And a what?
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And a Giddeon bible
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And a Giddeon bible?
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Okay, we also bring you the Finnian bible
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The Phoenician bible?
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No, the Finnian bible, to go with the Giddeon bible
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The Finnian bible
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The Finnian and the Giddeon go together here
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This is a terrible connection,
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I can hardly hear you
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But look, buddy,
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Can you please get that stuff up to my room in a hurry?
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I'm so hungry
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We shall send it up by the Southern Pacific Railroad
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Fast ah?
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That is very fast
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So fast you can never know
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..........
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Cape Cape Cape Kansas
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Cape Cape Cape Kansas
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Cape Cape Cape Kansas
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Cape Cape Cape Kansas
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You will also like to have a little visit
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Hello, hello, hello
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Room service?
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Hallo?
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Hey buddy!
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You did not get your order?
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No, listen, it's a...
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You were not pleased with the pussy?
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You don't like Americans very much here, do you?
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Oh, you American! That'll be twenty Marks!
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Yeah, twenty... right
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Well, I don't care how much it costs, you know,
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Just get it up to my room in a hurry because I'm so hungry
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Well, you have to understand
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If we didn't bring it up there too fast
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It's probably because of the... the long summer that we had here,
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You see
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You had a long summer and that's why...?
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We had a very long summer, about that fast
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Heh heh
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That's how long it was, like that
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Now listen!
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Wait a minute!
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You get that food to my room right away
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Room number?
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Or I'm gonna call the American embassy
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What?
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