Frank Zappa (synclavier)
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Ensemble Modern
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Ich bin grad reinkommen
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(I just came in)
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und da hab i gsehn, dass
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(and I noticed that)
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da so viel Platz is
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(there is so much room here)
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[someone says that this is not the 'UN man..']
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Ich versteh kein Wort
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(I don't understand a word)
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Ich bin do in dem Klavier
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(I am in this piano and )
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drinne und's klingt so komisch
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(it sounds so strange)
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[someone says 'this ain't CNN'...]
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Do kommt ma scho rum in dem Klavier
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(you sure get around in this piano)
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[someone says 'my fist speaks English...']
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I net, i net, wenn i red no red i
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(Not me, not me, when I speak I do)
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scho bayrisch
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(speak bavarian)
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[A different voice in German:]
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Bevor ich hier reingekommen
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(Before I came in here, I had a)
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bin, da hab ich ein Patrami
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(Pastrami sandwich,)
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sandwich gegessen, es war gut
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(it was good)
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Gebt's ihm doch ein Pony,
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(Give him a Pony, yes, give him)
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jo, gebt's ihm ein Pony
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(a Pony)
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[then they talk about 'room service' and how to make a phone call from a payphone.]
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Ah, a Zahltelefon
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(Ah, a payphone)
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[You hear again a different voice in German. This is a commercial for a German phone service company:]
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Telefonkarte
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(Phone credit card)
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Qualitaet und Sicherheit
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(Quality and security)
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aus einer Hand
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(from one source)
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Wir sind Deutschlands
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(We are Germany's)
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Kommunikationsgesellschaft
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(communication company)
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Drei Null Eins Eins Null Drei Eins Eins Drei Sechs
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(3 0 1 1 0 3 1 1 3 6)
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Qualitaet und Sicherheit
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(Quality and security)
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aus einer Hand
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(from one source)
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TELECOM
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(TELECOM)
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[then it goes on until 'Rap .. HIP HOP ...']
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Sonate - das ist Musik
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(Sonata (or serenade?)- that's music)
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Mozart, Mozart
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Mondscheinsonate
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(Moonlight serenade)
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Des klingt so grauenhaft
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(This sounds so awful)
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des moecht i fei nimmer hoeren
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(I don't want to hear this anymore)
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This Ain't CNN
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| Frank Zappa |
