MIKE:
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I have heard among this clan
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You are called a forgotten man
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DEXTER:
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Is that what they're sayin'?
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Well, did you evah!
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What a swell party this is!
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MIKE:
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And have you heard the story of
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A boy, a girl, unrequited love?
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DEXTER:
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Sounds like pure soap opera
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MIKE:
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I may cry
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DEXTER:
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Tune in tomorrow
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DEXTER:
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What a swell party this is
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What frills, what frocks
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MIKE:
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What broads
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DEXTER:
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What furs, what rocks
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MIKE:
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They're beautiful
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DEXTER:
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Why, I've never seen such gaiety
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MIKE:
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Neither did I!
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DEXTER:
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It's all just too, too exquis, really
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MIKE:
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This French champagne
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DEXTER:
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Domestic
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MIKE and DEXTER:
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So good for the brain
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MIKE:
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That's what I was gonna say!
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DEXTER:
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You know you're a brilliant fellow?
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MIKE:
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Thank you
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DEXTER:
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Drink up, chap.
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Ah, please don't eat that glass, my friend.
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Have you heard about dear Blanche?
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Got run down by an avalanche.
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MIKE:
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No!
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DEXTER:
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Don't worry.
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She's a game girl, you know.
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Got up and finished fourth.
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MIKE:
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This kid's got guts.
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DEXTER:
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Havin' a nice time?
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Grab a line
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MIKE:
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Have you heard that Mimsy Starr
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DEXTER:
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Oh, what now?
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MIKE:
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She got pinched in the Astor bar
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DEXTER:
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Sauced again, hey?
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MIKE:
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She was stoned!
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DEXTER:
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Well, did you evah?
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MIKE:
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Never!
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MIKE and DEXTER:
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What a swell party this is!
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MIKE:
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It's great
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DEXTER:
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Ah, it's great
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MIKE:
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It's grand
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DEXTER:
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So grand
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DEXTER and MIKE:
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It's wonderland!
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DEXTER:
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We sing
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MIKE:
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We sing
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DEXTER:
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So rare
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MIKE
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So rare
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DEXTER and MIKE:
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Like old Camembert
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Like baba au rhum
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DEXTER:
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Ba, ba, ba bum!
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Mike:
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Don't dig that kind of crooning, chum!
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DEXTER:
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You must be one of the newer fellows!
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DEXTER and MIKE:
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Have you heard?
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It's in the stars
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Next July we collide with Mars
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Well, did you evah?
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What a swell party, a swell party, a swellegant, elegant party this is!
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DEXTER:
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I drink to your health
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MIKE:
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Nah! Let's drink to your wealth
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DEXTER:
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You're my bon ami
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MIKE:
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Hey, that's French!
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DEXTER:
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Liberty
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DEXTER and MIKE:
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Fraternity
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Have you heard?
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It's in the stars
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Next July, we collide with Mars.
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Well, did you evah?
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What a swell party, swell party, swellegant, elegant party this is!
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Well, Did You Evah
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| Frank Sinatra |
