[Doctor Dumaya (Shawn Harris):]
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[Speaking:]
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Hahaha! Spiders, c'mere!
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Hahaha!
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[Coughing]
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Who's there?
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Someone's here!
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[Singing]
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Welcome to my humble abode,
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Please don't mind the mess,
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Just nest yourself down comfortable,
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Let the doctor do the rest...
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Dear ghost, you look white as a sheet,
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Just have yourself a seat.
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Open wide and say 'ah!'
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Let the doctor take a peek!
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Now I must admit I knew you'd come,
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Boy it is love,
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Elope to save her from disease,
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Wash your hands of her blood!
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I don't want to alarm you,
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But you certainly are ill!
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Stricken with a sickness,
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Deadly enough to kill!
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Even the strongest man
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Would drop dead where he stands!
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I urge that we make haste,
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If we stand a chance....
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[Speaking]
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Spiders...scalpel!
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Forceps!
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Hope's breath,
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Just a pinch, now, spiders, just a pinch!...
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Hahaha!
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That was too much!
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[Singing]
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Now what you got ain't no quick fix,
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It ain't no common cold.
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What you need's a bonafied
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Doctor's miracle.
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Now the thing about miracles
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Is that they don't grow on trees,
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They don't fall from the sky,
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You need a doctor like me!
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[Speaking]
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It just ain't easy...
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[Singing]
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Lucky for you, you found me! So
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The rest should be no fuss.
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But before we get to savin' lives,
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There's a few things to discuss.
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Now I'm sure you're wonderin',
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"What's in it for me?"
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Surely I would not perform
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These miracles for free!
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I'm not askin' for a lot!
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It won't cost you a dime!
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I just want the princess here with me,
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'till the end of time!
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(HAHAHHAHA!)
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I promise to take care of her...
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More rather, she'll take care of me!
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The rest of her life in the dark, fulfilling
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Doctor's fantasies!
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[Princess Anhura (Greta Salpeter):]
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I can't do this...
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[Doctor Dumaya (Shawn Harris):]
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But you must, Princess!
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[Princess Anhura (Greta Salpeter):]
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Sign my life away...?
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[Doctor Dumaya (Shawn Harris):]
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It's the only way!
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Trust me, I know,
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How this must go!...
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Just do what the doctor says...
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[Brief Instrumental]
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[The Narrator (Aaron Weiss):]
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[Speaking]
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He mixed elixirs and filters,
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Pried scrolls and read excerpts.
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He spoke in foreign phonetics
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And read runes from ancient relics,
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Stirred ointments with potions, and
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Functions with doses.
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He whisked it until smoke rose and
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Seeped into her nose!
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The illness had relinquished.
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The doctor had fixed it,
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The cleansing accomplished.
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Their love was free to flourish.
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But before it could sink in,
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The front door was kicked in!
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Standing in its place was Pallis!
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Driven by malice, he had barged in
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To challenge Adakias!
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To prove their love!
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Their word wouldn't be enough...
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Pallis needed it in blood.
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Doctor Doctor
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Forgive Durden |