Schools out, Christmas Break
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Home for the holidays meatloaf and fruitcake
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Off to grandmas, it’s so boring
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Screaming kids and grandpa’s snoring
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My aunt margaret’s lost her mind
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She’s trippin’ on a train set, have another box of wine
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It’s gonna be a merry merry merry frickin’ Christmas
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I must be on santa clauses shitlist
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The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss
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Shoot me now, I’m sick of all my relatives
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Have a merry merry merry merry frickin’ Christmas
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Uncle Richard he’s a weirdo
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Passing out pictures of himself in a speedo
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My cousin’ Ashlee her singing really sucks
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Blames it on her drummer and acid reflux
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My brother’s wife, is really hot
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She pulled me in the bathroom, I hope we don’t get caught
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We haven’t even opened our presents yet but now it’s time to start
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I’ll fake a smile ‘cause it’s going back to Wal-Mart
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Merry Merry Merry Frickin' Christmas (Family Values Mix)
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