Well Jackie Jackson was a greedy boy
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That's right he liked to stuff his face
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The thing that gave that boy the greatest joy
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Was eating far too many cakes
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And he ate one two three four
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But Jackie wanted more
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Five six seven eight
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Jackie had another plate
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And by the time he got to twenty
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Anybody would of thought that he had plenty
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By he had another eight
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Which makes it twenty eight
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So when he got to twenty eight
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He stopped
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He stopped eating cakes but only because he had run out of cakes
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But Jackie Jackson was a greedy boy
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Yes he said i've not had enough
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I think that I could eat a thousand cakes
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That I could eat a thousand more
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Because, because I love the taste of tasty cakes
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I think i'll find myself some more
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And he did
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He went down to the local shop where there were loads of cakes
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Loads of cakes
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So he ate one two three four five and six
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Well Jackie was a little bit sick
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And he didn't stop and he got to eight
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And said I love the taste of cakes
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I love the taste of cakes
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I'll eat all day and I'll eat all night
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And one two three four Jackie had a little bit more
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And seventeen he said I need to eat until the shop is clean
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And cakes and all the cakes pass through my mouth I munch them up and then i'll put the munched up cakes into my large expanding gut My large expanding gut
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And he did, he ate thirty two cakes in that shop and he'd already eaten twenty eight cakes and twnety eight and thirty two that means he'd eaten sixty cakes
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Well, do you think Jackie Jackson had eaten enough cakes
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Well Jackie Jackson was a greedy boy
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He said I'll never have enough
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He ate ten twenty thirty forty, Jackie said he'd never thought he'd
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Gotta eat so many tasty cakes and ate another eighty
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Jackie gave a little moan and his stomach gave a little groan
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Jackie yelled and cried oh no, I think my belly's overloaded, My belly's overloaded My belly's overloaded My belly's overloaded My belly's overloaded
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BANG!
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Jackie exploded
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He'd eaten over two hundred, two hundred, two hundred cakes
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He eaten over two hundred cakes and Jackie Jackson
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...Well Jackie was dead
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Jackie Jackson
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