Been chillin er with fcukin 2 Hats this week fcukin knows it
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I likes to chill take it easy watchin and listenin to Peter Alliss he's fcukin great
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GLC
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Relaxation is important my community welfare officer suggested I relax more because of the violent outbursts. I'm a lot better now you know so much serious
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Serious man I loves to fcukin just sit there have a spliff and relax
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most of all I likes watchin the fcukin Antiques Roadshow just in case they values any of them old cock mags I bought down fcukin town centre
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I works hard all day selling the draw
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Drinking the beer and being chased by the law
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I gets in from town and I kicks back large
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With a Radox bubble bath and a body massage
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I wears a ball bearing all day in my shoe
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So I got a bad boy limp when I hangs with my crew
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You knows this much and this much is true
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I watches Weakest Link on BBC2
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I chills with the birds from the council estates
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I goes down there joyriding with my mates
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I picks one up with greasy hair scraped back
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And starts to get it on to Roberta Flack
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Take it easy in my council pad
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Smokin the draw I don't get mad
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I likes to watch darts on BBC 2
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Takin it easy slurpin a brew
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When I gets home from work I gotta relax
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I get paid cash in hand and I don't pay no tax
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I slips on the pavement without stepping on cracks
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I combs my hair with some gel or some wax
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I'm into leisure clothing got sandals and slacks
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And I got a big spliff that's like a Tampax
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When I'm chillin at home I drinks Pepsi max
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But if you fcuk with me I'll cut you up with an Axe
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Going on a day trip up to Big Pit
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Some of my mates says the Gift shop is shit
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But I'd really like to know how they survive
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No draw fags and rizla or GLC vibe
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I loves to chill up Pontypool
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With the sixth form girls from the local School
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I gotta scam going on where they pay me the money
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They dress up and then they show me the cunny
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Gotta skinhead and I likes the minge
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[ ] and a tidy fringe
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I wears tracksuits that would make you cringe
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When I goes out on a mad drinks binge
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Couple of punters on a Tuesday night
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Sniffing some poppers I think I might
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Bit of speed and I'm high as a kite
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Followed by spliffs and I'm out like a light
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I puts on the news its got Osama Bin Laden
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So I flicks the channel to see a show set in a garden
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After seven minutes I puts on ITV
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And sees three minutes of romantic comedy
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Shot in a studio before an audience that's live
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I think fcukin hell there's sex on Channel 5
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A good erotic thriller that makes me undo my flies
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In under 20 seconds my cock starts to rise
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Just been er working hard cleaning out the furniture of a dead person's house
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fcukin you've gotta relax man you've gotta take it way easy man
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Goes home I sits in my lazy boy reading special instructional pamphlets
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On fcukin relaxing I has a spliff
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If your circle stays unbroken then you're a lucky man
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Cos it never, never, never, has for me
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In the palace of the virgin lies the chalice of the soul
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And it's likely that you might find the answer there innit
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Knows it for real fcukin 200 + 2
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It's the GLC crew
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fcukin can't stop the fcukin beatings
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fcukin Mr Love Eggs
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Fire of death
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Ray Balaclava
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fcukin Power of Ten
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One Step Down
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fcukin Billy Webb
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The fcukin Walsh
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Knows you're fcukin safe
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Just Chillin'
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