[Eggsy]
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Minimoto, try to catch me
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Photo evidence too blurred to match me
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Scaled down, my mini superbike
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Or petrol driven quad takes me places I like
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Like booze you can have it off licence
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Some make a sound like souped-up Dysons
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Me so horny, me love you long time
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Ride it at nights you might get a fine
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Burnouts, endos, doughnuts
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It might be small but it's ridden by grown-ups
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Like Maradona with the Hand Of God
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Cruising up Bristol with my mates in a quad
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Put the pedal to the medal from stop to go
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If I get caught then I've breached my ASBO
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Got banned from the centre of town
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Night falls, so I burn your house down
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[Adam]
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It's got 2 wheels that go like 4
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I haven't got a licence, I don't like the law
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Minimoto, it's road legal
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My Missus on the back, puffin' on a Regal
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You don't like it stop complaining
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I'm the one whose getting wet when it's raining
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Chuck it in the back of my Capri
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Smoke a fat bong, drive round the Forest Green
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[Eggsy]
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2 wheels, 1 pair of Nike
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Like Richard Hammond when I get on the mic
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1 kid, 1 hooded top
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Smack yer arse when I drive by the bus stop
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[Adam]
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Minimoto, with a bodykit
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I squat on it like a need a shit
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I'm on the streets, where the birds are bitter
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I'm like Easy Rider but a bit shitter
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[Mike Balls]
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I ain't got a helmet, don't need a test
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I can drive a minimoto like a man possessed
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I can drive it on the pavement or even in a field
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I smashed it up twice but the scars have healed
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Taking a risk by cutting up 2 cars
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Front brakes locked up, went over the handlebars
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I ain't got a Harley, I ain't got a Honda
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I got a minibike and I drive it up the Rhonda
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[Billy Webb]
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With your knees at your chin the fun begins
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Your final warning it could end up in a dustbin
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It might be exciting when you pull off a stunt
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But it's a 3 years olds toy that makes you look really stupid...
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[Eggsy]
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Some come from China, some Japan
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I buy it on the net or in Cwmbran
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It don't cost much, round 90 quid
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And I won't get caught cause I keeps it hid
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[2 Hats]
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I got a minimoto cause I seen in a photo
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Ozzie Osbournes got one and he's going fuckin' loco
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He went and done a wheelie on a whim
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Went too far, and broke a limb
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Jumping over stuff like Evil Kineavil
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I've had more crashes than Eddie The Eagle
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Like Kickstart but you don't get a prize
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Cause your hundred thousand times more likely to dies
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[Eggsy]
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Open road, vanishing point
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It feels much faster if you smokes a joint
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[Billy Webb]
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Mission aborted, gone for a smoke
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Tried to run on a chip but the engine broke (?)
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[Eggsy]
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Don't stop me now cause I'm having a good time
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Got pulled over, was expecting a fine
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But in court to my dismay
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Minimoto got crushed, the same day
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It was smashed up in a cube when they gave it me back
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And I sold it on for 50 quid for scrap
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Then I went home and went online
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I bought another one for A¡Ì49.99
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Minimoto
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Goldie Lookin' Chain |