'alright clart! I saw you in fukin' Zanzi's dinni? what happened to you on Friday, clart?'
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'aw, you're never gonna believe it, man! it's so unsafe, I got busted for havin' the well known rave drug, speed, innit!'
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'you're fukin' jokin' me, son...tell me more about it'
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'serious, it all started out like this, man...'
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[Pig:] This interview is being tape recorded and it may be given in evidence if your case is brought to trial. At the conclusion you will be provided with a copy of the tape and a form explaining what happens to the tapes. We're in an interview room at Newport Central police station, can you give your full name and date of birth, please.
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I'm John Ben-Wa Balls and I'm goin' up the walls
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I went out with my mates to see the waterfalls
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No, really, I'm lying, I went to a club
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And I got some crazy rave drugs and start to get wrecked up
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Next thing I know, I'm in the bad end of town
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I'm getting wrecked up and the police start to frown
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They pulled me aside, saw the bag of speed
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They even busted me for 'avin a toke on some weed
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It's crazy, it's shit, I want to go have a good time
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Next thing I know, I'm talking to PC59
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He tried to do me for havin' loads of crazy fukin' drugs
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I just wanted to get mad and cut a few fukin' rubs
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[Chorus]
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It ain't no joke, it's a poor mans coke
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I got busted by the law while I was havin' a toke
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It ain't no joke, it's a poor mans coke
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I got busted by the law while I was havin' a toke
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I takes loads of drugs, I does 'em all the time
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My mother threw me out the council house outta my mind
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Now I'm on the streets with the GLC crew
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And I takes the ecstasy to my fukin' nan too(?)
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The police sat me in a cell
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In there was Ben-Wa Balls as well
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Smoked some draw and took some pills
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And asked a bloke in a dress for some fukin' cheap thrills, innit
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'GLC...2000+1'
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'GLC, maximum pressure, you knows it, 1983, the year it all started, respect, you knows it, Ben-Wa Balls, Loveggs, fukin' Billy Webb, Adam Hussain, respect, Two Hats, knows it'
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[Pig:] That concludes the interview. Is there anything else you wish to add or clarify in connection to what you have said?
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Yeah, fuk you, I do's what I gotta do
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If it involves drinking beer and sniffing fukin' funky glue
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Then i'll do it, you can't stop me cos I'm feelin' fukin mad
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And if you tries to fuk with me i'll get you beaten up by my dad
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'Big shout out to Woody who sold me the draw, Johnny Seko(?), all the crew, fukin' safe'
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'Big shout out to Carl from Risker, he sold me the fukin' draw, he's safe, oh, and Charlotte as well, in fukin' Scarletts, wicked'
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'Shout to Mad Keith who sold me the fukin' speed and the draw, you knows it, he can fukin' sort you out'
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'Yo man, shouts to Terry Smithser(?) who got me 39 ounces of weed in under half an hour! you knows it!'
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[Pig:] That white wrapping is exhibit MAC1, it is a piece of paper containing amphetamine, or what you believe to be amphetamine
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[Chorus]
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It ain't no joke, it's a poor mans coke
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I got busted by the law while I was havin' a toke
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It ain't no joke, it's a poor mans coke
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I got busted by the law while I was havin' a toke
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knows it...GLC...
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2000AD, aka Two Hats, you see
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Got busted for takin' the fukin' ecstasy
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Gurning like a bitch, be on coke if I was rich
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But I gotta go to the toilets cos I got a bit of an itch
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I takes the drugs but I don't have fights
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So why did the bastards read me my rights?
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[Pig:] You bought it in TJ's last Friday for five pounds and you were going to use it for your own personal possession, is that correct?
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No Joke
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