I'm gonna lie on my back and you put your fingers down my mouth right, no, no do it right, like aaugh uuuugh! i'm gonna do a jimi hendrix, ..eeuuughh....i'm gonna be sick in my sleep, euuugh...aaauugh ugh!
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I tries to do it proper but kept comin' up a cropper
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I needs some hype I think i'll ram raid happy shopper
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Haven't got a car so I use a space hopper
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Bouncing to the window, cut my head, show stopper
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I want a hundred fans, 200 teeny boppers
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I want police protection from 87 coppers
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I wanna go gold even better platinum
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If you wanna be a star you gotta kill yourself, man
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It's the truth step back, take a look around
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Elvis is dead for being fat - 500 pound
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Kurt Cobain's rich as fcuk he's buried in the ground
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Jimi Hendrix and his amp still ain't makin' no sound
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Michael Hutchence, he's one of 'em too
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Made a hundred million quid dying wanking on the loo
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S U I C I D E ...it might be messy but it's money for free
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Suicide is painless or so it has been said
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I could've killed myself but i'd be better off dead
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So I took a deep breath, put a gun against my head
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Pulled the trigger, click, should've been eating lead
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But I wasn't, i was naked in john frost square
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Mothers with pushchairs stopped and stared
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For this situation I was quite unprepared
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Tried suicide to be famous but nobody cared
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Committing suicide to enhance my career
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It worked for biggie and tupac shakur
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Jesus was nailed up to some wood
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2000 years later and book sales are still good
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I heard in a song suicide is painless
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And it's 80% sure to make you famous
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Wanking with a bag on yer head tied to a door
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That bloke from INXS he knew the score
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S U I C I D E ...it might be messy but it's money for free
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S U I C I D E (but spelt wrong by the GLC) ...it might be messy but it's money for free
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I gotta kill myself, I gotta do's it quick
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John Entwistle sly, he was snorting arsenic
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I keep taking all this coke to make me die
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Doin' more drugs than they make in fcukin' ICI
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It's the best way to go, don't think me dull
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I'm not gonna fall off the roof like the flid rod hull
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We want people to sing all our songs
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And the nuns at saint joseph's rappin' on smokin' bongs
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We wanna be remembered when we're six feet under
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For hip-hoppin' not robbings, fuckin' beatings or plunder
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At the moment i'm not dead like david kampasey
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Double platinum means you gotta be pushin' up daisies
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Dad's army's all dead, every last one
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But the c*nts are still going on BBC1
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Yeah that's right i smoke draw from wales
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Suicide's a good idea to improve vinyl sales
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It's useless, it's crap, i'll never be in the sun
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How can I be a pop star when I can't buy a gun?
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Jimmy Morrison overdosed in the bath
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I know, i'll hang myself with my scarf
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Tied to the stairs, dangling by my neck
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The cord length I forgot to check
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Stuck it for a week, unable to shriek
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The landlord found me and he called me a freak
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He cut me down and started to laugh
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If you're dead next week gimme your autograph'
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You know I thanked him, returned to my room
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The new plan is to go out with a boom
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To the station, with a petrol can
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Five pound please, I say to the man
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All set up and ready to burn
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The wheel on my lighter just won't turn
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Suicide is a suicyclebbbl
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Suicide is a suicyclebbbl
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Suicide is a suicyclebbbl............I wanna be famous after I die
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Proven fact, man, if you're dead you sell more
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That drummer from def leppard, his arm has made 30 times more than he has
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You know our Elvis? well, he's dead famous now and he's dead and he's fa.. he's more famous now like
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He's dead like you know, that's what it's all about like
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It's fuckin' simple economics
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They reckon Bob Marley's dead but he's not, man, coz he was on the TV last night, man
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Just don't lie to me, man
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I thought I was havin' a go at an overdose, but I, I, I don't think you can overdose on beechams flu plus
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I think one of the blokes off of dads army is still alive, i think he's bumming martin in eastenders innit?
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I'll get the ropes, and we'll ti |