Yeah, can you feel it, it's the Goldie Lookin' Chain with 2 Hats
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He's back and this time he's the shotgun surgeon You Knows
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Shotgun Surgery
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My name's 2 Hats, I'm in the glc
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Shotgun surgeon is my occupation
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I'll come round your house to perform an operation
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Not qualified as a docter but I don't give a fcuk
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I'll do an abortion or a quick nip and tuck
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I'll do it on the cheap, my basement is the clinic
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The only problem is there's no anaesthetic
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No panic, here's my bong take two hits
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And while your fcuked up I'll enlarge your tits
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Scissors, needle and a thread are the tools I use
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The only other painkiller might leave a bruise
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Nip, tuck and sew make her tight like a virgin
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Come and see me I'm the shotgun surgeon
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Oh yeah, that's right he's the shotgun sheriff
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That's 2 Hats from the Goldie Lookin' Chain
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Also known as 2000 AD
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If you don't knows it, gets to knows it
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That's right safe as fcuk for the year 2003
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He's the shotgun sheriff man
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I do this operation to improve penetration
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I can make vadges so tight that you'll need lubrication
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Doing stuff like Doctor Quinn, I'm safe like John Shaft
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20 quid for liposuction, 50 quid for skin grafts
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Soapy water and a tube is all I need
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I'm the backstreet abortionist, I'm high up on weed
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I'll make your sisters tits go from A cup to Double D
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Make an appointment today at the shotgun surgery
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I heard a story about him once, some of the things that he's done
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He's fcuking known around Pil' as the shotgun surgeon
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He's got a dodgy clinic somewhere down in a basement
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And on Friday's he does half price hormone replacements
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Sometimes he's fcuked in the head and sometimes he's clever
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He turned a woman called Jane into a bloke called Trevor
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Not many people go to him 'cos they think that he's bunk
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'cos he stuck the dick on backwards and blew Trevor's balls up with spunk
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The shotgun surgeon, busting a lyric
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Birthday present face-lift for your mother down the clinic
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You wanna make money go behind the screens and undress
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I'll take your kidneys and sell them to the NHS
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I diagnosed this murder for Dick Van Dyke
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They call me shotgun and I'm wearing Nike
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I do nosejobs but not vasectomy's
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So make the appointment at the shotgun surgery
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Yeah, you knows it clart
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That's right he's the shotgun surgeon
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Also knows as the anaesthetist
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The surgery's open brah, business starts here
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Big respect to Mr Loveggs, big respect to One Step Down
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Big respect to Adam Hussein, this is P Xain, you fcuking knows it
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250 quid was all I had to pay
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To get a boob job for my missus's 17th birthday
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He gave me 10% off, he was safe I could tell
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And he said whilst she's there, he'd pierce her cl*t as well
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But when she came back it was a fcuking disgrace
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He'd put the tits in the wrong place
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She said the surgeon had been fcuked up on crack
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And accidentally put the tits on her back
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There was nothing I could do, I had no receipt
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This is what happens down Pil's backstreets
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She was upset and so was I for a while
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But I get to feel her tits while I'm doing her doggy style
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I can improve your girlfriend's blowjob technique
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Bring her down the surgery and I'll take out her teeth
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I'll do electrolysis to remove your missus's moustache
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And I'll lobotomise your mother if you pays me in cash
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It's private healthcare, I operate for a fee
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My name's 2 Hats, I'm from the GLC
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Enlarge your girlfriend's butt or do your mum's hysterectomy
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Make the appointment at the shotgun surgery
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Yeah! Shotgun Sheriff, You Knows, Goldie Lookin' Chain
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