Spaceman, blow up..........
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Oh, maggot, he's a modern day fagan
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Turfing out your pockets like a christian burns a pagan
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Dripping with charm, style and panache
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He'll leave you sore like a venereal rash
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They tried to catch him, he says, 'time to dash'
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He always leaves a party with a wallet full of cash
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He's a bastard, but he's always looking flash
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With his shoes like Dick Turpin, across his waist he wears a sash
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Sporting top hat, with a pocket watch too
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The tallest member of the goldie lookin' crew
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Watch out if he's there when you're pissed
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He learnt his science from the man, Oliver Twist
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Of his crimes, we tried to compile a list
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Selling sexy DVD's of a willy being kissed
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Stealing pensions on the old and infirm
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Made a fortune selling doctors fake sperm
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Like Charles Dickens, there's a lesson to be learned
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Beware the maggot cos the worm has turned
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Whoop......whoop......whoop
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All of you shall witness the day that Babylon shall fall
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Just like Jack The Ripper, he'll do you up a kipper
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And he's like a highway man holding up a newborn nipper
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He's smarter than Sherlock Holmes, alright, he beats Taggart
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I'm dapper, refined and they call me the maggot
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Turn your back and your pocket, he will pick
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His eyes and talons are fukin' deadly equipped
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Like a chameleon, i'm the master thief
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Using a disguise, dressed like Penelope Keith
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You gotta smoke a reefer or two
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You gotta smoke a reefer or two
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You gotta smoke a reefer or two
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You gotta smoke a reefer or two
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I steal money and hide it in my rectal hole
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Taking belongings in my ultimate goal
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I'll take your china, your silver and your soul
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By darkness and night, I shimmy up the drain-pipe
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The maggot, the maggot, that's who I am
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Don't ever trust me, always doing a scam
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I punched a woman and stole the baby and a pram
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I even sliced my penis up and sold it as ham
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Gold chains and watches, maggot's got plenty
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He pinched them from ladies and upset the gentry
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Like Sherlock Holmes bumming Watson, it's elementary
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He's the modern day menace of the nineteenth century
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A gentleman thief, a scholar and a rogue
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Doing the locomotion like Kylie Minogue
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He's got the strength of ten, like a maniac
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And i'm also identified as Spring-heeled Jack
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Whoa, here he comes, watch out, son, he'll rip you off
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Whoa, here he comes, he's a money grabbing bastard from Newport
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I'm maggot with the GLC
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Big shout to all the Valleys
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Free Dick Turpin and the ring stinger
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Big up to Dipper Nan
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Merthyr Connection
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Postman Port, big shout out to Postman Port
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And Mark, running the bar
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Always sorts it
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Big up Hafodrynys hotel
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Big up to pontllanfraith crew
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Also the west end crew in Abercarn
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I did a wheelie on a Penny Farthing
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Big wheel up, big wheel up
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All the bus routes
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X15, 53, big respect
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Red and white at cross keys
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and their rivals glynn williams
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Respect to you all
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All those that know fake Elvis
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On their transister radio......
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Maggot, signing out, 2000 plus 3. Everyman do his ting and look away de van?
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The Maggot
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