I wanna make you sweat, the way a pig sweats on a hot day
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Cos i'm feelin' real sexy baby, real sexy, uuh, yeah, thats right
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I'm gonna put me a sexy video on, i'm gonna massage some oil into my body, baby
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Cos i'm gonna get tight with you, yeah, one time...
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I wanna take you to macdonalds with a candle
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Girl, it's my love you can't handle
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I see you walking on your way home from work
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Your Tesco tunic really drives me berserk
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I'm for real, it ain't no quirk
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My love is waiting the way a rapist would lurk
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In a bush or a carpark in town
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I bought you this necklace, it cost me 12 pound
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From argos, elizabeth duke
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Baby you're the sky-walker to my luke
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The darth to the vader
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Flip over the cross fader
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I'll serenade you with a bag of space raiders
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Or walkers or smiths or maybe even quavers
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Cos my love for you is like drugs for ravers
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With glo-sticks and funny hats on
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I loves you more than I loves my bong
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[Chorus]
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(Fantasy) You know I loves you baby, you know...
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Aw, you fuckin' knows I loves you right, but the thing is it's like this
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see I can feel it inside, I can't explain how it feels, my sexual love's for real
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Girl you knows it's true, like milli vanilli
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I'll buy you 10 fags on a day-trip to Caerphilly
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I'm after your heart, or don't you see
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And your three kids doesn't bother me
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You knows....
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I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair when we eat
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Fuck, I can't, in macdonalds it's a bonded seat
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Don't matter cos i'm here with you
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With a medium value meal and a chocolate sundae too
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Later on I come and help you sign on
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I stare into your eyes, the housing benefit's gone wrong
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Don't worry baby, it won't take too long
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I'm just sittin', i'm just waitin', i'm just writing this song
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You know the time passes and i'm loving every second
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Buying chips for you is as lovely as I reckon
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You're Victoria spice, i'm David Beckham
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If you were Del Boy, i'd be the streets of peckham
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Why don't you come to me, why can't you see
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My love for you is like Mark Bolan to a tree
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[Chorus]
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(Dance with me) You know I loves you baby,
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I'll take you for a ride, we won't go far
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You've been running through my mind like a shining star
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We've got plenty of time to make sweet love
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Cos tonight's the night we take off the glove
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You know what I mean, you're taking the pill
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Don't worry, i'll sort out the bill
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It's 45, the DHSS
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Family allowance, we'll sort out the mess
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What's it gonna take to get your attention
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A tracksuit, a gold chain, a seven inch erection
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Sayin' amour, I can feel my tear
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You can smoke a fags and drinks my beer
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I never want another like I want you
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To prove my love, I got a tattoo on my bollocks
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I was gonna have your name
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But I only got initials cos I couldn't stand the pain
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(My physical love) You know I loves you baby
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You're the nicest lookin' woman I saw in my sex mag
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Especially with your make-up when you're wearin' your glad rags
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I gotta tell you, I gotta let you know
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I wanna buy you chips down the mecca bingo
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We'll sit together, get four in a row
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And win a china dog and with it to a family show
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This is romance, how it should be done
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When it's you and me together it can only spell fun
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We'll walk together, buy some meat in the market
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I'll piss on the car as you smile and park it
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I gotta tell you about something, I think
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Without you in my chain i'm the weakest link
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So get down baby and feel my love
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I'll get you drunk with this booze, into a bush I shove
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I'll 'ave a grope, and get the last bus
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A romantic date, just the two of us
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(Yeah, one time) You know I loves you baby
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You know I loves you baby (electrical love)
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I'm feeling kinda, kinda sexy baby, what say you put on that exercise video nd i'll watch you...sweat
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Oh yeah, that damn video with felicity kendall, damn, you the shit baby, you makin' me feel kinda...itchy
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Mmm, one time, i'm gonna go put the mask and gloves on, oh yeah, yeah
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take 'em off baby, just...fuck the music, take 'em off pic
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