I want to tell you,
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I might as well do
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About a girl I met back in May
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Her name is Rita
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And you should see her
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When she goes
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Ooh wakka doo wakka day
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She's got a brother
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like any other
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Who got his nose caught
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Inside a gate
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And when they freed him
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It so relieved him
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He just went
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Ooh wakka doo wakka day
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You wouldn't think to look at me
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That I was strong but underneath
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It all I really am
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And just prove it why only the other
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Day I picked a needle up with one hand
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Now up in Bradford
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A chap named Radford
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While taking part in a local play
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Was intercepted and then suspected
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of going Ooh wakka doo wakka day
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ay ay ay
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Who's that lady I saw you with?
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It was not your wife
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It looked to me suspiciously like
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Someone I have never seen before
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In my life
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...Do..do...do
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It's not surprising when
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You come to think of it
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Just what it is that makes
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people swear
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You only have to sing the wrong bleepin' thing
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And there'll be bleeping every bleeping where.
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Now if you love me
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You're not above me
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And if you don't well
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What can I say
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Except will see when
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You come to tea then
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you can go
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Ooh wakka doo wakka day
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Ooh-Wakka-Doo-Wakka-Day
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Gilbert O'Sullivan |