"Who gives a fuck about a God damn grammy?"
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(Willie D)
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Yo, Flav, I give a fuck about a God damn grammy
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But them motherfuckin hoes won't hand me one
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At least you was invited by the biggots
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The motherfuckers told me to buy a ticket
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To the phoney ass ceremony
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Fuck oscar, emmy, and tony
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Cause when it comes to award time
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Niggaz be standin on the God damn sideline
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I'm loadin my nine, cause I got a lotta grudges
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I'm bout to take out the judges
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Willie D won't shit cha but hit cha
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Take a look at the overall picture
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Every year its the same old story
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Same faces, same catergories, I sold a lotta records and a lotta people know me
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Now where's my God damn trophy?
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I'm under a microscope, for the songs I wrote
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Cause the ganksta of love don't scapegoat
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I tell it like it is that's why they don't ban me
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I ain't tryin to make nobody happy
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I'm from the streets so I kick it for the ghetto
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I can't talk about shit I don't know
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Your whole vocabulary's baby baby baby
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That's why you so God damn crazy
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And it should be a crime
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One sucka gets nominated 5 or 6 damn times
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It ain't that he's better than the rest
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It's just a damn popularity contest
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Or a bribe or a favor
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Motherfuckers make a speech and they think that they major
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I sold a lotta records and a lotta people know me
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Now where's my God damn trophy?
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(Award host)
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"And the winner is George Strait"
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"For best female vocalist, Reba McIntyre"
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"Most appearances made after death, Elvis Presley
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The king couldn't be here due to illness
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So to accept his award on his behalf, we have Grateful Dead"
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It ain't what you know, it's who you know bro
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That's why I'm not on your radio and your video show
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It's gettin kinda hectic
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And I still ain't kissin no ass to be accepted
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They finally gotta category for rap
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But don't blink cause you'll miss it in the format
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And if you follow my suggestions
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9 times outta 10 you see some country western
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They need to have Willie D on that stage
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Pumpin his fists like this and gettin bliss
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With MD-20 20
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Or the 40 O-Z wit the rest of the GB
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I'm tired of your boring shows
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I make your stuck up ass audience say HO!
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I sold a lotta records and a lotta people know me
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Now where's my God damn trophy
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(Award host)
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"And the winner is Randy Travis
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And Guns and...hey what the?"
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(Willie D)
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"GET the fuck outta the way
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Get your ass out the God damn way
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Yo man, the real motherfuckin winners is
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The God damn Geto Boys for most fuck words in a song
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The Bitch Killa of the Year grammy goes to
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That nigga you love to have Ice Cube
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The nasty ass group award goes out to 2 Live Crew
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The High Roller of the industry award goes out to Ice T
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The pro-black grammy goes out to Public Enemy
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Cause they too black and they too God damn strong
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And we gonna give the lip-sync God damn motherfuckin grammy
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To those punk motherfuckers, Milli Vanilli"
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Trophy
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Geto Boys |